Your mom is a good lay regardless! She thinks I’m good at it.
Cheer up little guy, I’d be a good stepdaddy to you. We’ll even buy you your favorite hot pockets. Gotta start chipping in for internet now though, no more freeloading, Scott.
Well I’m glad you got a good lay because let me tell you about the trouble I had with your momma and her stank ass vagina. Bitch don’t shave and from the smell of it I think the only time she washes it is when she takes a piss. She only let me stick it in once because she said it hurt to much and the bad part is when I stuck it in she tensed up so hard she farted. Nice lady though!