Rename The Teams in Your Conference

[Random UK Fan]

@Jennerpeach41 started this thread over on the FB board and has some hilarious replies. Thought it might be fun to bring the idea here.

MOF, go for it with ANY team.

@Ashley Schaeffer Kia, @bMORE607 , @jwardelt, @pig1960

 

[Random UK Fan]

Also @HoosierstuckinIowa ,@1016CC0503, @Jaycg15

I know the Big 10 guys can bring it to each other.

@hawkit3113 is going to kill it in this one too.

This is a murder’s row of emasculating each other. jumpingsmile

 

[HoosierstuckinIowa]

Also @HoosierstuckinIowa ,@1016CC0503, @Jaycg15

I know the Big 10 guys can bring it to each other.

@hawkit3113 is going to kill it in this one too.

This is a murder’s row of emasculating each other. jumpingsmile

He's my boy but he's also a punk.

 

[Random UK Fan]

EAST

Georgia Creaming Creans
Florida Gatorholes
Tennessee Barnes’ Nobility
Kentucky Poonslayers
South Carolina Cockgobblers
Missouri Redlegs
Vanderbilt Chodes

WEST

Alabama Arborists
Auburn BDBs
LSU SAOs (strong-ass offers)
TxAm Shorthorns
Ole Miss Mountain Oysters
Miss St Rebels
Arkansas Hoglegs

 

[Random UK Fan]

He's my boy but he's also a punk.

Who’s that?

 

[HoosierstuckinIowa]

Who’s that?

That idiot hawk fan. He was supposed to meet me at an Iowa/Indiana game and punked out.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

EAST

Georgia Creaming Creans
Florida Gatorholes
Tennessee Barnes’ Nobility
Kentucky Poonslayers
South Carolina Cockgobblers
Missouri Redlegs
Vanderbilt Chodes

WEST

Alabama Arborists
Auburn BDBs
LSU SAOs (strong-ass offers)
TxAm Shorthorns
Ole Miss Mountain Oysters
Miss St Rebels
Arkansas Hoglegs

I can get down with the poonslayers.


Hahah at the rest of them.

I might go with Arkansas Hedgehogs.

 

[boilerzz]

I'll give it a shot:

Illinois Redundants
Indiana Time Travelers
Iowa Pig Fvckers
Maryland Code Havers
Michigan Desperate to be Ohio States
Michigan State Rapists
Nebraska Irrelevants
Ohio State The's
Penn State Showers with boys
Purdue Underwhelmers
Northwestern Protractors
Minnesota O'fers
Rutgers Why dafuq are we in the Big Tens
Wisconsin Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom

 

[Random UK Fan]

I'll give it a shot:

Illinois Redundants
Indiana Time Travelers
Iowa Pig Fvckers
Maryland Code Havers
Michigan Desperate to be Ohio States
Michigan State Rapists
Nebraska Irrelevants
Ohio State The's
Penn State Showers with boys
Purdue Underwhelmers
Northwestern Protractors
Minnesota O'fers
Rutgers Why dafuq are we in the Big Tens
Wisconsin Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom

 

[jwardelt]

Illinois FIBs
Iowa children of the corn
Indiana fightin' Tom Creans
Maryland battery throwers
Michigan walmart wolverines
MSU Rapists
Nebraska corn holers
Ohio State buck nuts
PSU kid diddlers
Purdue I can't make it to the final four'ers
Northwestern nerds
East Dakota goofers
Rutgers who the **** is they
Wisconsin Badgers (tough to mess w/ a classic)

 

[JC for 3]

EAST

Georgia Gumflappers
Florida School of Horrible Hairdos
Tennessee Vomiteers
Kentucky Widowmakers
South Carolina Coochies
Missouri Mongoloids
Vanderbilt School of Inflatable Sex Dolls

WEST

Alabama Crimson Panty Stains
Auburn Autistics
LSU Swamp Rats
TxAm Corps Cretins
Ole Miss Irrelevants
Miss St Flames
Arkansas Pig Humpers

 

[Fighter of the Nightman]

I'll give it a shot:

Illinois Redundants
Indiana Time Travelers
Iowa Pig Fvckers
Maryland Code Havers
Michigan Desperate to be Ohio States
Michigan State Rapists
Nebraska Irrelevants
Ohio State The's
Penn State Showers with boys
Purdue Underwhelmers
Northwestern Protractors
Minnesota O'fers
Rutgers Why dafuq are we in the Big Tens
Wisconsin Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom

Okay, I’ll bite … what does Illinois’ mean? Lol. As for mine:

Illinois DAYMEN FIGHTERS OF THE NIGHTMAN
Indiana Dusty Flags
Iowa Eye Pokers
Maryland Van Pelts
Michigan Dodgers
Michigan State Mortgage Loan Providers
Minnesota Rodents
Nebraska Nowledge Knowers
Northwestern Nerdkittens
Ohio State Football Team™️
Penn State Pedo-Cultists
Purdue Choo-Choos
Rutgers Gym-Tan-Laundrys
Wisconsin Door County Townies

 

[boilerzz]

Okay, I’ll bite … what does Illinois’ mean? Lol.

Illinois Illini

 

[jwardelt]

Okay, I’ll bite … what does Illinois’ mean? Lol. As for mine:

Illinois DAYMEN FIGHTERS OF THE NIGHTMAN
Indiana Dusty Flags
Iowa Eye Pokers
Maryland Van Pelts
Michigan Duckers
Michigan State Mortgage Loan Providers
Minnesota Rodents
Nebraska Nowledge Knowers
Northwestern Nerdkittens
Ohio State Football Team™️
Penn State Pedo-Cultists
Purdue Choo-Choos
Rutgers Gym-Tan-Laundrys
Wisconsin Door County Townies

fify

 

[LloydCarrIsSmegma]

I'll give it a shot:

Illinois Redundants
Indiana Time Travelers
Iowa Pig Fvckers
Maryland Code Havers
Michigan Desperate to be Ohio States
Michigan State Rapists
Nebraska Irrelevants
Ohio State The's
Penn State Showers with boys
Purdue Underwhelmers
Northwestern Protractors
Minnesota O'fers
Rutgers Why dafuq are we in the Big Tens
Wisconsin Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom

 

[WeAreDePaul]

I'll give it a shot:

Illinois Redundants
Indiana Time Travelers
Iowa Pig Fvckers
Maryland Code Havers
Michigan Desperate to be Ohio States
Michigan State Rapists
Nebraska Irrelevants
Ohio State The's
Penn State Showers with boys
Purdue Underwhelmers
Northwestern Protractors
Minnesota O'fers
Rutgers Why dafuq are we in the Big Tens
Wisconsin Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom

Post of the Year.

Is the Wisconsin reference about drugs. I went there for a year and a half and did a shit ton of mushrooms.

 

[boilerzz]

Post of the Year.

Is the Wisconsin reference about drugs. I went there for a year and a half and did a shit ton of mushrooms.

See the video before your post. Itis lyrics for that annoying ass song.

 

[TechFan88]

Alright I'll try for the Big 12.

Texas Disappointments
Baylor Rapists
Oklahoma Obsoletes
Oklahoma St Nostaglians
Kansas Teflon Dons
Kansas St Let Downs
Iowa St Cornstars
TCU Inconsequentials
West Virginia Unrelateds

 

[Villian07]

Crimson panty stain is the best imo. Hilarious

 

[pig1960]

@Jennerpeach41 started this thread over on the FB board and has some hilarious replies. Thought it might be fun to bring the idea here.

MOF, go for it with ANY team.

@Ashley Schaeffer Kia, @bMORE607 , @jwardelt, @pig1960

I don’t want to change their name as Hoosiers is fine by me but they do lack a mascot. I’d suggest Indiana use a cucumber as the face of the program.

 

[BasketBallJunkie-UK]

Alabama Depends
Auburn We were #1
Ole Miss misses
MS St Peppers
Arkansas Inbreeders
A&M Titty Twisters
LSU Coon Asses

Fl Chomp Chumps
SC Suck Cocks
Ga Bites
Ky Big Blue Sensation
VU Commoders
UT Orange Sludge
MO Jayhawks

 

[pig1960]

I don’t want to change their name as Hoosiers is fine by me but they do lack a mascot. I’d suggest Indiana use a cucumber as the face of the program.

Aw hell they deserve a name change

Indiana Jersey Shore Rejects
Illinois How can you **** this ups?
Wisconsin Hitler Youths
The Ohio State Spring Football is more importants
Iowa/Nebraska who gives a ****s?
Rutgers Vinnies
Penn State Soap on a Ropers
Michigan Basketball is a co-rec thing,right?
Michigan State I hope Izzo never leavesers
Minnesota frozen ****ers
Maryland Women’s Lacrossers
Northwestern - see Iowa/Nebraska
Purdue Cursed by Godsers

 

[ExitFlagger]

All except Baylor I nickname "KU's Bitches."

Baylor is the Program Formerly Known as KU's Bitches.

 

[della]

EAST

Georgia- Butt Sniffers
Florida- Florida Men
Tennessee- Barnes Stormers
Kentucky- History Buffs
South Carolina- Capons
Missouri- Don't belongs
Vanderbilt-Book Worms

WEST

Alabama-@#!&%*
Auburn- Cheatas
LSU- Corndogs
aTm- Yee Haws
Ole Miss- Fighting Klan
Miss St- Cow Bells
Arkansas- Pit BBQ

 

[Random UK Fan]

Aw hell they deserve a name change

Indiana Jersey Shore Rejects
Illinois How can you **** this ups?
Wisconsin Hitler Youths
The Ohio State Spring Football is more importants
Iowa/Nebraska who gives a ****s?
Rutgers Vinnies
Penn State Soap on a Ropers
Michigan Basketball is a co-rec thing,right?
Michigan State I hope Izzo never leavesers
Minnesota frozen ****ers
Maryland Women’s Lacrossers
Northwestern - see Iowa/Nebraska
Purdue Cursed by Godsers

I knew you wouldn’t let us down! RollLaugh

 

[Random UK Fan]

EAST

Georgia- Butt Sniffers
Florida- Florida Men
Tennessee- Barnes Stormers
Kentucky- History Buffs
South Carolina- Capons
Missouri- Don't belongs
Vanderbilt-Book Worms

WEST

Alabama-@#!&%*
Auburn- Cheatas
LSU- Corndogs
aTm- Yee Haws
Ole Miss- Fighting Klan
Miss St- Cow Bells
Arkansas- Pit BBQ

I wanted to tag you in the original op, but assumed you probably would feel above this. So glad I was wrong! jumpingsmile