If you had to marry a celebrity...?

[TheDude1]

Okay, so lemme ask this... if you had to marry a celebrity, who would you pick? Assume no divorce allowed; its for life.

I think Emma Stone would be a great pick, but in the end I think I'd go with Emma Watson... she is obviously easy on the eyes, but seems like a super bright and interesting person.

 

[bkingUK]

Michelle Obama

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

You always seemed like a Whoopi Goldberg kind of guy to me.

I will go with Ricci Italia.

 

[B-Westy]

Scar Jo

 

[DukeRulesBasketball]

Taylor Swift

 

[CardinalBoiler]

but in the end I think I'd go with Emma Watson... she is obviously easy on the eyes, but seems like a super bright and interesting person.

This is the correct answer.

 

[jhmossy]

 

[Cat_Incognito]

Selena Gomez

 

[coryfly]

IDK. Ali Larter maybe.

 

[WojoRising]

Selena Gomez

Yes

 

[boilerzz]

I'm a big Mila Kunis fan.

 

[HoosierstuckinIowa]

Jessica Alba...and shes very rich, so there's that.

 

[speedfrk]

Anna Kendrick.

 

[KYS_]

This and below are the only 2 correct answers...

 

[Mgkcbb]

Anna Kendrick.

Shes got the voice of an angel but the face of a horse.

 

[bkingUK]

Anna Kendrick.

She's the only hot celebrity who I feel like is in my league

 

[nitewing]

Valerie Bertinely [excuse the spelling]
OR
Marie Osmond
and last but not least
Salma Hyack again [excuse the spelling]

they are all in my age range sorry not the George Burns age range where having 20 year olds hanging onto my arms is a good thing

 

[Mgkcbb]

Gabrielle Union.

 

[JunkyardHawg]

Gonna pretend I'm a Mormon here. Emilia Clarke and Asia Argentina and Rihanna. Hell yah

 

[Rhavicc]

Mila Kunis is my gal, and always has been. Might as well set it in stone.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

I never liked Mila Kunis until the past few years. Thought she was average looking and above average annoying in That 70's Show. But she is beautiful now.

 

[tw3301]

This^

Or Lavar Ball.

 

[tw3301]

I never liked Mila Kunis until the past few years. Thought she was average looking and above average annoying in That 70's Show. But she is beautiful now.

She's hot but flatter than a chalk board. I'm a boob guy, couldn't handle that for the rest of my life.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

@HoosierstuckinIowa , Alba is spectacular.

 

[boilerzz]

I'll just leave this here:

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

She's hot but flatter than a chalk board. I'm a boob guy, couldn't handle that for the rest of my life.

I am an ass man and she doesn't have that either. So I guess what we're saying is that she is pretty, but she will get kicked out of the bed.

 

[MOX-MOX]

if they were mute id go with most of the above. would hate to have to listen to a hollywood celebrity daily these days.

if not id go with someone 20 and thirty years older than myself like dolly parton, patti loveless, or kimberly from fox news. dolly charges too much for her stuff in gatlinburg but shes still hilarious and likeable to me.

im not the one obcessing over ja celibrities that hate this county tw

no they are not the dude, they seem to be all on zanax, ritalin, pain pills and a power trip

 

[tw3301]

if they were mute id go with most of the above. would hate to have to listen to a hollywood celebrity daily these days.

if not id go with someone 20 and thirty years older than myself like dolly parton, patti loveless, or kimberly from fox news. dolly charges too much for her stuff in gatlinburg but shes still hilarious and likeable to me.

God you're weird.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

I'll just leave this here:

With that setting, I bet @TheDude1 is picturing her about 10 years younger.

 

[tw3301]

With that setting, I bet @TheDude1 is picturing her about 10 years younger.

 

[TheDude1]

if they were mute id go with most of the above. would hate to have to listen to a hollywood celebrity daily these days.

if not id go with someone 20 and thirty years older than myself like dolly parton, patti loveless, or kimberly from fox news. dolly charges too much for her stuff in gatlinburg but shes still hilarious and likeable to me.

This might come as a surprise to you, Mox, but women who are actresses are just like women, or indeed people, of nearly every other profession... some are annoying, some are average, some are wonderful... you know, sort of like people in general? I have a feeling a number of women who have been named might have something they could teach you, in fact

 

[TheDude1]

With that setting, I bet @TheDude1 is picturing her about 10 years younger.

Not one thing I'd change about that woman.

Well, maybe to keep her legs spread. But otherwise, she is perfection.

 

[GE Nole]

Natalie Portman. Easy decision. She’s not only beautiful and rich, she’s also wicked smart and down to earth.

If she was off limits, I’d go Amy Adams.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Not one thing I'd change about that woman.

Well, maybe to keep her legs spread. But otherwise, she is perfection.

But you dig the setting, amirite?

 

[TheDude1]

Natalie Portman. Easy decision. She’s not only beautiful and rich, she’s also wicked smart and down to earth.

If she was off limits, I’d go Amy Adams.

That's a GREAT call. Harvard girl, hot as balls, funny. Nice call there.

 

[tw3301]

Oh shit I forgot about Alexandra Daddario. The pics I want to post are from True Detective so I'll just let you guys Google them.

 

[TheDude1]

Bunch of you guys just picking on hot. That's easy. The trick is, would you REALLY be ready to spend a life with them?

Shocked nobody has said Emma Stone. She seems like she's got a fantastic set of balls, is funny as hell, and really a great looking girl.

 

[Hank_]

Did we really get this far without someone mentioning Upton?

Slippin’.

 

[MileHighSpartan]

Oprah

 

[schoonerwest]

Bunch of you guys just picking on hot. That's easy. The trick is, would you REALLY be ready to spend a life with them?

Shocked nobody has said Emma Stone. She seems like she's got a fantastic set of balls, is funny as hell, and really a great looking girl.

She’s pretty awesome. So is Jennifer Lawrence. I feel like our personalities would mesh well. Also dig Natalie Portman.