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If you had to marry a celebrity...?

Mila Kunis or Allison Brie for me. Mother of Gawd...
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You know who is hot? The light skinned black chick that was in star trek the movie.

Shes an elite talent in this discussion.
 
I'm going to throw it back a bit, but early 2000's Alyssa Milano will ALWAYS be my crush.
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I had a crush on her way bad in the Who's the Boss days. A few years ago when smart phones first came out, I googled nude pics of Alyssa Milano and clicked on the first site that it came up with. Ended up being a hardcore porn site and my screen went black and my phone never came back. So I just stick to google images now. ;)
 
I had a crush on her way bad in the Who's the Boss days. A few years ago when smart phones first came out, I googled nude pics of Alyssa Milano and clicked on the first site that it came up with. Ended up being a hardcore porn site and my screen went black and my phone never came back. So I just stick to google images now. ;)

Well, if you want a little of that, watch (or google) the movie Embrace of the Vampire with Alyssa Milano...there's a couple of scenes in there, one in particular, that you'll be very pleased with.
 
I’m literally the best looking board member and probably the only one who doesn’t need viagara
I’ve been called beautiful by a woman on more than one occasion plus I’m only a short amount of time removed from being considered a world class athlete. I would have held national records in 171 of the 195 separate countries had I been a citizen. Currently my beard game is unmatched and I don’t even use products in it. I’m 38 and I still catch high school girls checking me out from time to time.

What do you bring to the table?
 
I’ve been called beautiful by a woman on more than one occasion plus I’m only a short amount of time removed from being considered a world class athlete. I would have held national records in 171 of the 195 separate countries had I been a citizen. Currently my beard game is unmatched and I don’t even use products in it. I’m 38 and I still catch high school girls checking me out from time to time.

What do you bring to the table?
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Man, if we could only get you two and Chelsea Clinton in a room together.
 
I’ve been called beautiful by a woman on more than one occasion plus I’m only a short amount of time removed from being considered a world class athlete. I would have held national records in 171 of the 195 separate countries had I been a citizen. Currently my beard game is unmatched and I don’t even use products in it. I’m 38 and I still catch high school girls checking me out from time to time.

What do you bring to the table?
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She was on a show a few years ago called The Client list. I think she was a massage therapist and started having sex with clients. It was on cable so I didn't bother watching it but I did Google a couple of clips and her tits are still spectacular!

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Yes! Some of the stuff she wears in this movie is unreal. Hot as balls!!!
 
I’ve been called beautiful by a woman on more than one occasion plus I’m only a short amount of time removed from being considered a world class athlete. I would have held national records in 171 of the 195 separate countries had I been a citizen. Currently my beard game is unmatched and I don’t even use products in it. I’m 38 and I still catch high school girls checking me out from time to time.

What do you bring to the table?

That’s nice and all but I just turned 40 and I’m cracking girls in their 20’s. One is 22 and is smoking hot. Dare I say...stud???SmokinSmile
 
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I’ve been called beautiful by a woman on more than one occasion plus I’m only a short amount of time removed from being considered a world class athlete. I would have held national records in 171 of the 195 separate countries had I been a citizen. Currently my beard game is unmatched and I don’t even use products in it. I’m 38 and I still catch high school girls checking me out from time to time.

What do you bring to the table?
I’ve been told I’m a “better looking DJ James Kennedy”, am 6’4 and I’m not old af
 
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