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If you had to marry a celebrity...?

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She’s pretty awesome. So is Jennifer Lawrence. I feel like our personalities would mesh well. Also dig Natalie Portman.
THIS. Hot girls are guaranteed not to be hot forever without a lot of help. And half the women listed here are only hot after hours of prep with makeup and hair magicians. Ever seen Mila Kunis without hair and makeup done? Nasty.

I've had plenty of sex with hot women over the course of my life. I love women who don't take any crap from anyone and who are wickedly hilarious. That last forever.
 
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She’s pretty awesome. So is Jennifer Lawrence. I feel like our personalities would mesh well. Also dig Natalie Portman.

Oh yeah, Lawrence seems down to earth and like a good time.

She's not good looking.

You really don't think so? Hm, I think your scale is unrealistic. She's not Alba, it she's a real world 8, and when you count that natural, easy charm... that's a ten.

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Oh yeah, Lawrence seems down to earth and like a good time.



You really don't think so? Hm, I think your scale is unrealistic. She's not Alba, it she's a real world 8, and when you count that natural, easy charm... that's a ten.

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I mean if a woman has world class makeup artists and hair dressers etc and she's only kind of cute... She's not hot. I'm not calling her ugly or anything but she's not hot. It is kind of amazing how different women look without makeup.
 
THIS. Hot girls are guaranteed not to be hot forever without a lot of help. And half the women listed here are only hot after hours of prep with makeup and hair magicians. Ever seen Mila Kunis without hair and makeup done? Nasty.

I've had plenty of sex with hot women over the course of my life. I love women who don't take any crap from anyone and who are wickedly hilarious. That last forever.
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Bunch of you guys just picking on hot. That's easy:). The trick is, would you REALLY be ready to spend a life with them?

Shocked nobody has said Emma Stone. She seems like she's got a fantastic set of balls, is funny as hell, and really a great looking girl.
That’s why I said Mila Kunis. She’s cool as hell. And she’s got an in for an unlimited supply of Jim Beam Black.
 
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Oh yeah, Lawrence seems down to earth and like a good time.



You really don't think so? Hm, I think your scale is unrealistic. She's not Alba, it she's a real world 8, and when you count that natural, easy charm... that's a ten.

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Ginger lover. No-soul loving heathen.
 
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Your homo side is showing. :eek:

Oh hush up, you know exactly what I mean:). It's one of the things that makes Mila Kunis so attractive. Very little as hot as a good, brassy, intelligent woman with a sense of humor and a touch of naughtiness about her.

I mean if a woman has world class makeup artists and hair dressers etc and she's only kind of cute... She's not hot. I'm not calling her ugly or anything but she's not hot. It is kind of amazing how different women look without makeup.

I don't know man. Sure, make up etc. And obviously she isn't Margot or whoever. But those eyes, those freckles, the hair, the slim figure... she's hot enough for me to marry, I'll say that, without question, and that's without even factoring in how funny and kick ass she seems.
 
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Oh hush up, you know exactly what I mean:). It's one of the things that makes Mila Kunis so attractive. Very little as hot as a good, brassy, intelligent woman with a sense of humor and a touch of naughtiness about her.



I don't know man. Sure, make up etc. And obviously she isn't Margot or whoever. But those eyes, those freckles, the hair, the slim figure... she's hot enough for me to marry, I'll say that, without question, and that's without even factoring in how funny and kick ass she seems.
I thought we were picking celebrities (some of the most beautiful people alive) not people who are hot enough to marry. Quit moving the godamn goal posts.
 
Oh hush up, you know exactly what I mean:). It's one of the things that makes Mila Kunis so attractive. Very little as hot as a good, brassy, intelligent woman with a sense of humor and a touch of naughtiness about her.



I don't know man. Sure, make up etc. And obviously she isn't Margot or whoever. But those eyes, those freckles, the hair, the slim figure... she's hot enough for me to marry, I'll say that, without question, and that's without even factoring in how funny and kick ass she seems.
Kunis has a really annoying voice and she seems like she would be a real biatch.
 
I thought we were picking celebrities (some of the most beautiful people alive) not people who are hot enough to marry. Quit moving the godamn goal posts.

You sound like Dat;)

And yeah, picking celebrities to marry. She's a hot enough celebrity to marry I think, when you factor in everything else. I didn't just mean who is hot; that's been debated ad naseum:) I meant literally who would you marry. She seems hot enough to me, when you think of it that way.
 
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You sound like Dat;)

And yeah, picking celebrities to marry. She's a hot enough celebrity to marry I think, when you factor in everything else. I didn't just mean who is hot; that's been debated ad naseum:) I meant literally who would you marry. She seems hot enough to me, when you think of it that way.
We don't really know their personalities though, we know what they want us to perceive. Let's not make more of this than it is, we're talking about who you'd want to sleep with for the rest of your life.
 
I feel like we should clarify age, like could I pick Salma Hayek at 21 or do I have to marry her now?
 
I feel like we should clarify age, like could I pick Salma Hayek at 21 or do I have to marry her now?
I think now. And that said, I might pick Betty White. She’s funny as hell. She’s rich, and she’ll probably die soon.

Ooh, did I go there?
 
I think now. And that said, I might pick Betty White. She’s funny as hell. She’s rich, and she’ll probably die soon.

Ooh, did I go there?
How much money does she really have? If it's significant I think you just won the thread.
 
Natalie Portman, Salma Hayek, And really weird pick here but Christina Ricci lol idk why, she’s kinda hurt but daddy like.
You're talking about black snake moan Christina Ricci.
 
I'm marryng Alice Walton. Net worth 46.8 billion....plus that family discount at walmart.
 
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none of those picks are weird, they are good ones. educate yourself hipster.

maybe you always had to settle and dream of chics like those posted that look like any woman anywhere if you ever went to town, ive bout had enuff of prescription druggies like those you worship.

dolly was something else to look at 30 yrs ago but that isnt everything, and id be drinking makers an good uns. and always wanted to marry patti loveless. The question was not about a fling it was about who you can live with.

my picks arent any good according to you. you dont like them because i call out the ncaa s rigging of college basketball, well ky fans were here before you and will be after your gone.
 
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"God you're weird.'

none of those picks are weird, they are good ones. educate yourself hipster.

maybe you always had to settle and dream of chics like those posted that look like any woman anywhere if you ever went to town, ive bout had enuff of prescription druggies like those you worship.

dolly was something else to look at 30 yrs ago but that isnt everything, and id be drinking makers an good uns. and always wanted to marry patti loveless. The question was not about a fling it was about who you can live with.

my picks arent any good according to you. you dont like them because i call out the ncaa s rigging of college basketball, well ky fans were here before you and will be after your gone.
Shit just got weirder.
 
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"God you're weird.'

none of those picks are weird, they are good ones. educate yourself hipster.

maybe you always had to settle and dream of chics like those posted that look like any woman anywhere if you ever went to town, ive bout had enuff of prescription druggies like those you worship.

dolly was something else to look at 30 yrs ago but that isnt everything, and id be drinking makers an good uns. and always wanted to marry patti loveless. The question was not about a fling it was about who you can live with.

my picks arent any good according to you. you dont like them because i call out the ncaa s rigging of college basketball, well ky fans were here before you and will be after your gone.
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