Wood you Wednesday XVI

[LetsGoDuke301]

She still has sexual needs, but her partners keep dying off. She needs a younger man that won't have a heart attack before she climaxes.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Never been a fan of veal cutlets.

 

[FaithPlusOne]

Easy no for me.

 

[KYtotheCore]

It’s the hands that are throwing me off. They’re so skeletal looking.

 

[JimboBBN]

Wood knot. Too much saggy skin

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Mods please ban the ageism homos itt. I bet ole gal would tear you apart. A wise man once said, older women make beautiful lovers. If I was intoxicated enough, I would until her osteoporosis gets the best of her. Furthermore, she probably has false teeth. Wood on a total drunkness nigit. I would enjoy a great motorboat from her not to mention her social security benefits.

 

[AWilli6995]

Gotta take the zero on this one.

 

[Spacegrass]

I will say this as the best shot of me doing it. How much money is she worth and how much will she be leaving me for being her Cabana Boy?

 

[ThroughBlue]

She’s showing just enough tit for me.

Wood

 

[KYtotheCore]

Now picture that same hand around a keilbasa, barely having enough strength for a good and proper rhythm.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Now picture that same hand around a keilbasa.

Is the kielbasa kosher?

 

[KYtotheCore]

Is the kielbasa kosher?

Yes . . . but not snipped.

 

[brooky03]

Pass

 

[Mac9192]

@Bert Higginbotha is disappointed that she wants a younger man.

 

[KisteK]

She needs a younger man that won't have a heart attack before she climaxes.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Yes . . . but not snipped.

Wait...

 

[KUNorm]

Sorry, got to draw the line somewhere, and old as dirt is it.

 

[Global Havok]

Hard pass.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

She might be down for some clam slammin. As long as she climaxes and you don't have a heart attack.

 

[KisteK]

She might be down for some clam slammin. As long as she climaxes and you don't have a heart attack.

Yeah, that's still a No.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Yeah, that's still a No.

I underestimated your shallowness.

 

[anon_0astpxev9h4gk]

Nah nah. Her cooter is probably dryer than the Sahara.

 

[1Tripoda]

Wood!! If she keep wearing all her clothes and off with the undies, wood!

 

[npreston]

Depends... Is she loaded, and will she put me in her will? If so, hell yea.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Depends... Is she loaded, and will she put me in her will? If so, hell yea.

Finally, the correct answer.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Wait, is this really the 16th WYW?

 

[uncfan in ky]

HELL NO !!!!!

 

[1Tripoda]

2 am, if I am struckout..no Chelsea Clinton...no Monica Lew..no Pailin..I'm humping this lady.

 

[npreston]

Finally, the correct answer.

 

[speedfrk]

It’s the hands that are throwing me off. They’re so skeletal looking.

Yeah there's no way I'm letting those near my Johnson.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Yeah there's no way I'm letting those near my Johnson.

Boner is just a saying.

 

[wildcatman26]

 

[ExitFlagger]

I could see a scenario where it would be fun. If she's a nasty-minded animal and she's been doing kegels for the last 30 years.

I'm a sucker for the taboo. Let her hair down and dye it, I'd do it. Once.

 

[mebeblue2]

Nah nah. Her cooter is probably dryer than the Sahara.

 

[Scotty00]

Yes for me! Been with a few older women like that and it’s pretty fun!

 

[NVBoilerFan]

Depends... Is she loaded, and will she put me in her will? If so, hell yea.

Depends is the key word here and is it loaded.