Enlighten me on how an app is going to help you from knocking up your baby mama, btw, if you’re a GOT fan, you can now say you have a bastard. I’m discombobulated on who or why anyone would rely on an app for shit like thatShe was using a ****ing app to track that. And I went along with it. I just assumed I didn’t know how the uterus works. I still don’t know how the uterus works. But unless you’re sticking the phone up your vagina, a ****ing app is a shitty contraceptive.
Enlighten me on how an app is going to help you from knocking up your baby mama, btw, if you’re a GOT fan, you can now say you have a bastard. I’m discombobulated on who or why anyone would rely on an app for shit like that
What I figured, stupid ass idea to go by that. I haven’t checked into pregnancy apps in a minute. I wouldn’t trust technology over nature.Pregnancy can only occur when there is an egg being released for fertilization and eggs are released in a monthly cycle. The app probably predicts whether or not she is ovulating but that’s a really risky way to prevent pregnancies.
Exchange the ring for a cheaper one.
Make it look like an accident or wait at least 9 months for the actual wedding. Nothing trashier than some prego chick wearing a white dress on her wedding day.
Can't marry her now obviously she's a whore..
Go on rivals and start a thread asking about it
Hope she doesnt tell your wife.
Throw away the condoms that didn’t work
I know how that uterus works. Foolish mistake. Hope you were ready to and/orplanning on having a kid. Congrats.
Congratulations on your bastard child! Being a dad is pretty ****ing cool, if you're not a total piece of shit it's awesome.
Pics of the dude who’s child you’ll be supporting the next 25 years please.
Also pics of soon to be ex wife.
The app would be tracking her ovulation. It’s actually fairly hard to get pregnant if a woman is really early or really late in her cycle.
My brother-in-law's wife lied to him about her cycle after they had their first child, he ended up with Irish twins. Actually he ended up with Irish triplets.Or she used it as a deliberate tactic to get pregnant because she was tires of waiting on him to propose
Probably unlikely but that’s a far more interesting version.
Spray and pray is the route I go, personally.Should of pulled out
LOL. The pray part is important here. I used to subscribe to that theory until a couple years ago when I got the "we need to talk conversation" from my girlfriend of a few years.Spray and pray is the route I go, personally.
Its better than if it's the week she told you she used to be a guy, I guess?
I’m in the Chuck too. Getting married next April. Future Mrs GV and I are in our late 50s. The going rate for ANY decent venue in Charleston is 2K. And they STILL are sold out! She didn’t have her dream wedding her 1st time so we’re doing it large this time! She is widowed and I’m divorced. My only stipulation was that we have an open bar at the reception.If the wedding is someplace close to Charleston, SC after the first of the year and before March 1st, I'd be happy to go to the wedding and drink my face off.
All kidding aside, I think it is great that you are getting the wedding out of the way in a few months. The year plus I had to endure with all the planning and BS...I wish that crap on no man. On top of not having to go through that process, you are getting to be a dad when you are young and have energy to enjoy it. Congrats and the best to you and your new family!
I’m in the Chuck too. Getting married next April. Future Mrs GV and I are in our late 50s. The going rate for ANY decent venue in Charleston is 2K. And they STILL are sold out! She didn’t have her dream wedding her 1st time so we’re doing it large this time! She is widowed and I’m divorced. My only stipulation was that we have an open bar at the reception.
We’re having an open bar! And she is getting her dream wedding.
The one thing my former mother in law and I agreed on in the time I knew her was that the wedding was always going to have an open bar. My wife fought against it to try and save a little money, but that notion was quickly dismissed. I think you made the correct call with the open bar. The second wedding though... ; ) I hope it all goes well!I’m in the Chuck too. Getting married next April. Future Mrs GV and I are in our late 50s. The going rate for ANY decent venue in Charleston is 2K. And they STILL are sold out! She didn’t have her dream wedding her 1st time so we’re doing it large this time! She is widowed and I’m divorced. My only stipulation was that we have an open bar at the reception.
We’re having an open bar! And she is getting her dream wedding.
Got it. I figured it didn't include vendors, but I thought it was the reception venue fee. That's probably typical for a ceremony fee today. Weddings are big business now! Idk how photographers can charge what they do.I should have explained better. That 2K doesn’t include the reception or the vendors. Just a place to say “I do” and take the wedding pix.
Thanks! We’re going the non traditional route. Doing our own vows. The ladies (and bride) are wearing sneakers since she can’t wear heels. I told her if she turned into a bridezilla I’ll show up in a pair of size 13 heels.The one thing my former mother in law and I agreed on in the time I knew her was that the wedding was always going to have an open bar. My wife fought against it to try and save a little money, but that notion was quickly dismissed. I think you made the correct call with the open bar. The second wedding though... ; ) I hope it all goes well!
Smart advice is smart.Go on rivals and start a thread asking about it
Does it matter where he grabs her?Smile...Grab her and Kiss Her...Tell her you Love Her...Then show her the ring and ask her to marry you...That's the PC Way to do it!!!
SmokinSmile
Didn't post this for attention. Just wanted to entertain others with the situations I put myself in as it was completely unexpected. Having said that, she had a miscarriage. Don't make 100 posts saying sorry. We are both disappointed and relieved at the same time. It's a weird thing.
I'm now asking for the ring back now that it's not a shotgun wedding. Considering other options. joking. We are still getting married.
Fifth of whiskey and a flight of stairs or a hanger and a blow torch. Congrats on ruining your life two days in a row.
Didn't post this for attention. Just wanted to entertain others with the situations I put myself in as it was completely unexpected. Having said that, she had a miscarriage. Don't make 100 posts saying sorry. We are both disappointed and relieved at the same time. It's a weird thing.
I'm now asking for the ring back now that it's not a shotgun wedding. Considering other options. joking. We are still getting married.
Humor is an effective medicine in any tough situation....so you're doing something right.Didn't post this for attention. Just wanted to entertain others with the situations I put myself in as it was completely unexpected. Having said that, she had a miscarriage. Don't make 100 posts saying sorry. We are both disappointed and relieved at the same time. It's a weird thing.
I'm now asking for the ring back now that it's not a shotgun wedding. Considering other options. joking. We are still getting married.