What do you do if the week you’re going to propose to your girlfriend she tells you she’s pregnant
- Thread starter bkingUK
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Ha. I’m not running. And I’m proposing in about an hour. Longest week of my life. But holy shit.
Make it look like an accident or wait at least 9 months for the actual wedding. Nothing trashier than some prego chick wearing a white dress on her wedding day.
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Can't marry her now obviously she's a whore..
Good luck dude. I know it's a huge step, but everything will work out for the best. I've been engaged for two years, and our wedding is set this upcoming May. I had a lot of anxiety right before I proposed, but it'll all be gravy. Congrats on the pregnancy as well brother!
Go on rivals and start a thread asking about it
Make sure she is real and not a German Instagram model.
let me be the first to congratulate you and your sister.
Find the number for the jop. Atleast you will have a nice tax write off I hope you find out who the father is
You think this week is long? Just wait until 5 years into your marriage ..... she’ll nag for an hour and it feels like f***** eternity
If you are a righteous man and do not want to disgrace her, intend to divorce her privately (unless you hear from an angel).
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Hope she doesnt tell your wife.
Exchange the ring for a cheaper one.
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This is why I can't quit this board.
It’s all true.
Yeah, on a serious note, congrats. There is nothing better than being a parent.
I was reading them to my mister and afterward he's all,
That thing about return the ring for a cheaper one is genius.
Smh, lol
That’s how women propose; by getting pregnant.
She was using a ****ing app to track that. And I went along with it. I just assumed I didn’t know how the uterus works. I still don’t know how the uterus works. But unless you’re sticking the phone up your vagina, a ****ing app is a shitty contraceptive.
I know how that uterus works. Foolish mistake. Hope you were ready to and/orplanning on having a kid. Congrats.
Congratulations on your bastard child! Being a dad is pretty ****ing cool, if you're not a total piece of shit it's awesome.
Pics of the dude who’s child you’ll be supporting the next 25 years please.
Also pics of soon to be ex wife.
Also pics of soon to be ex wife.
If she said yes, congrats BK and I wish you and her all the happiness in the world. . If she said no, again congrats BK and way to dodge that bullet.
...and get snipped for f-*ks sake.
Yea now comes the part where we tell everyone to expect a wedding in two months with out telling them why.
And the beautiful part is, only like 8 people actually know the truth. Plus the 30+ reading this thread. You are all invited of course.
If the wedding is someplace close to Charleston, SC after the first of the year and before March 1st, I'd be happy to go to the wedding and drink my face off.
All kidding aside, I think it is great that you are getting the wedding out of the way in a few months. The year plus I had to endure with all the planning and BS...I wish that crap on no man. On top of not having to go through that process, you are getting to be a dad when you are young and have energy to enjoy it. Congrats and the best to you and your new family!
I'm handing out likes in this thread like candy. Also congrats Bking.
Fvck her sister, obviously.
Sorry, late to the party. On a serious note, congrats! Kids are the shit.
Sorry, late to the party. On a serious note, congrats! Kids are the shit.
