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What Are Your Plans

Random UK Fan

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Dec 10, 2018
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for informing the board of your passing, if any?

I think about the people who have just disappeared.
 
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When I die, I want them to fill my penis with expansion foam and lay me on my back. So all of my critics can suck my dick.
 
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Fade away into the night, to never be heard from again.

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In all seriousness, I'm only 37... so hopefully it will be a long time before I have to worry about it. I will miss a lot of posters here. Maybe they'll find an anti-aging drug soon.
 
If I stop posting just assume I'm dead. I have lived longer than I ever thought I would anyway.
 
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Dont need to do anything. Courtsense will let you know. That dude’s been stalking me for months.
 
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true story, I once faked my own death to break up with a girl. There was a bad office fire in Chicago, a couple people died. It was a Friday and i was supposed to go out with this girl. She left me a message saying she heard about the fire and wanted to make sure I was ok. I saw that as my perfect out and just never called her back and no showed on the date.
 
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