Is anybody another teams’s Random UK Fan? Asking for a friend.
Rate Kansas Fans ITT
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I could have used this when the power was out. I had to rely on my spank bank memory.I live on the gulf coast of Florida so of course the whole world is down here right now for spring break. I even spotted @ExitFlagger and @ThePhog08 on the beach together enjoying each others company. I sent this to @lurkeraspect84 and now he's super horny.
Surely there's a UF fan out there named insta-gator.
What's crazy about this board is that five years ago this thread wouldn't still be on the front page. No replies since Wednesday and it was still #10 on the front page. I voted little man syndrome, micro peen, and chronic constipation because I no longer live in Kansas and no way in hell anyone wished they were born in Missouri.
Went with “Daddy “loved” them too much” because that’s what i laughed the hardest at.
... before I vote, is there a sign up sheet for the UConn train, or ...
Sure, I’ll take getting ran off the board as opposed to never winning a NC in any major sport ever.. Oh and you got beat at home last year by a Mickey Joseph led Husker team bahahahaha
A bunch of Catholic ***s.
People in Kansas generally have their first sexual experience with a farm animal.
I'm kind of curious.
"Kansas is home to many livestock species such as goats, sheep, bison, alpaca, llamas and other specialty livestock. Compared to more traditional livestock production in Kansas, the size of these industries is relatively small."
Ok so lets rule out bison, alpaca, lamas and...what's speciality live stock?
"While almost half of states label the crime a misdemeanor, in some of those states, such as Kansas and Maine, the severity level jumps to a felony if the actor causes or coerces juveniles to engage in the activity or if the person has previous convictions of bestiality."
That's very specific. Must happen a lot in Maine and Kansas.
By making it a felony it detected people from Missouri from coming over the border.
Maybe some states know they don’t have enough jail space to lock up all the offenders. 😆
Kansas: keeping the country safe from felonious cow fvckers since 1922.
You’re welcome.
Pretty sure there's only one KU fan here who could mount a bison.
.. Tweeting about Mgbako's recruitment
Well this is awkward. I want to see the video.
I've heard that your wife chose one.
No worries, though, she's getting fulfillment on the side. First thing she told me: "So that's what a real one looks like."
Why the F u c k would I care about her fulfillment? I got shit to do.
First off I was born in MO. #2 its not micro it's average (all the UK fans wives said the big ones hurt anyway) . #3 my parents loved me proportionately. #4 I haven't introduced my wife to any Uconn huskies.
So, can I put you down as a closeted Iowa fan?
There are a couple here that love to be seen and heard and they’re just a couple of skid marks.
Their smartest 2 which I consider really just equal to each other.
Notice that only people from notoriously trashy fanbases like Texas Tech or Missouri say this? 🤣
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