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Longest Road Trip You've ever taken?

Probably Clarksville, Tn to Dallas. We go to the gulf and east coast beaches quite a bit but I'm pretty sure Dallas is longer.
 
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From Wilmington to New Orleans. I am guessing the road time was around 15hrs. We stayed in a shithole motel in the sippi, so I don't know how long it would take non stop. Other than that, to Philly and Baltimore every other year.

* forgot I drove from Charlotte to Miami. Guy gave us $2,500 for our plane tickets. So we rented a car and drove down.

From Indianapolis to Key West FL. 23 long hours one way with 2 young children and a pregnant wife. Longest drive of my life
 
2003, from the Kuwait/Iraq border to Baghdad. It was only about 350 miles as the crow flies. But, the trip took 20 days (Including a 7 day halt at the halfway point to allow the Army to catch up.). While we were on the "move" we only got the opportunity to sleep every two or three days.
 
2003, from the Kuwait/Iraq border to Baghdad. It was only about 350 miles as the crow flies. But, the trip took 20 days (Including a 7 day halt at the halfway point to allow the Army to catch up.). While we were on the "move" we only got the opportunity to sleep every two or three days.

Pretty weak story compared to @schoonerwest's porno fantasy
 
One summer I took a road trip with my uncle that started in Topeka,KS and ended in Topeka . We visited the following cities/places: Aspen, Jackson hole, Salt Lake, Reno, Yosemite National Park, and San Francisco. We a had great trip and the trip took about two weeks if I remember right. I was about 22 about the time and that was 16 years ago.
 
Sometimes when I’m driving out here in West Texas I’ll see a lone woman in a car with an out of state license plate. I’ll start daydreaming that she’s on her way to Las Vegas to begin her adult entertainment career and then I’ll begin wondering how cool it would be if she pulled over and let me bang her in a small town motel.
Schooner lives out fantasy.....wakes up in bathtub with kidney missing.
 
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My trip to Chatham, Illinois. Dear Lord. Took forever. And nothing but fvking corn.
 
I flew up to anchorage from Kansas and drove back via the AL-CAN Hwy. Incredible...and incredibly long.
I was stationed in Anchorage and when I got out in 97 I drove that with my wife and 2 little kids...aged 3 and 18 months. 3800 miles through the mountains with wife and kid who gets car sick. We stopped every 2 hrs to keep from hurling. Plus we broke down in Burlington Colorado and got stuck for a week waiting for a part. took almost 3 weeks. I have also toured the Gaspe pennisula...Drove Chicago to NYC to Maine.up into Canada around the Gaspe Pennisula through montreal back into US by Niagra and back to Chicago...5000 mile trip in 2 weeks. Longest one day trip was Chicago to New Jersey...left at 3:30 in the morning and got to New Jersey at 9:00. Driving in a RV that couldn't get over 60 miles an hour.
 
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You'all had better pray for Lurker as I am doing the cooking.
FWIW. @Bert Higginbotha steak is aged and takes up the whole plate. I couldn't eat it all. It was huge.

Not to mention (I don't think he'll mind), his attention to detail in his guest house was spot on. We liked the robes and king size sleep number bed.

Also, you should feel his chest. It's amazing.

Edit: One note Bert. When we turned in,we noticed the fridge was stocked full of Sam Adams. We couldn't find the bottle opener. The wife found the wine opener.
 
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Left Wilson NC, went thru the following states:
WV,KY,IL,MO,WS,MN,IOWA,SD,ND,MONTANA,IDAHO,OR,WA,CA,NV,CO,OK,back thru MO,KY,TN,TO NC
8400 miles on a 1987 Goldwing
 
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That is a long haul.
IT was, wouldnt trade it for anything...went through Laramie, Wyoming..Salt Lake, Utah...Boise, Idaho..North and South Dakota...Zip up Canada..back down to Lincoln, Nebraska..Iowa, up through Detroit to Canada...came back down through Niagra...Boston. I have seen all of our 50 States minus Puerto Rico. Live in Hawaii for 3 mos..sucks.
 
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IT was, wouldnt trade it for anything...went through Laramie, Wyoming..Salt Lake, Utah...Boise, Idaho..North and South Dakota...Zip up Canada..back down to Lincoln, Nebraska..Iowa, up through Detroit to Canada...came back down through Niagra...Boston. I have seen all of our 50 States minus Puerto Rico. Live in Hawaii for 3 mos..sucks.
I am missing Alaska and Hawaii. The wife hates to fly and boat.
 
My son did his officer training for the Army in Washington State. He found out he is allergic to volcanic ash. (Too many pushup for fvcking up.)
Camp Pendelton area are great for Dungess Crabbing...oh man, they are delicious.
 
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