The Patriot?!
OK, so here’s the thing… Not only am I a harsh movie critic, I’m a guy with a Brown Bess hanging on my wall. Do you really want me to go off about it’s portrayal of Cornwallis and Tarleton?
Historical issues aside, it was just an insanely ridiculous cheesy movie. Like, so over the top and stupid. That little girl not talking, him taking out an entire British column, the bad guys being so completely evil... and that annoying ****ing guy who was his best friend, with that laugh? I was straight up glad when he killed himself. Again, I own it, and I’ve probably watched it 100 times... and that movie was terrible
Btw, one vs one, Kong totally takes Godzilla. Just FYI.