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[Kevin Bryan]

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Distance and money will never be a barrier for Mark Davis receiving a world-class haircut.

It makes his 20-something smokin' hot girlfriend that only loves him for his huge heart and personality so moist.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Weird. She usually says my name. She must be having a nightmare.

Do you also go by Mr Birdsnest?

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Do you also go by Mr Birdsnest?

What can I say, she loves a good fur burger.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

What can I say, she loves a good fur burger.

With a side of pickle.

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

With a side of pickle.

 

[dukedevilz]

The only correct answer.

 

[UL_1986]

 

[WojoRising]

Amazing to see a political movement that prioritizes diversity once and for all. Love this.

 

[GhostOf301]

You've been holding onto that one.

 

[jackrabbit slim]

Do you believe written history will be kind regarding the people who voted in the presidents from Clinton through Trump?

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I just farted the most pleasant fart ever.
Think of a early morning spring breeze with fabric softener mixed with mushrooms.

I think I over cooked my pizza.

 

[GhostOf301]

I just farted the most pleasant fart ever.
Think of a early morning spring breeze with fabric softener mixed with mushrooms.

I think I over cooked my pizza.

Figured it would be more like a gust of wind with sprinkles of cum.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Figured it would be more like a gust of wind with sprinkles of cum.

Not this time.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Figured it would be more like a gust of wind with sprinkles of cum.

I wonder what the token gay boys think about me being their spoke person even though I love the vaginia.

@Afamu
@Kevin Bryan

 

[WeAreDePaul]

I just farted the most pleasant fart ever.
Think of a early morning spring breeze with fabric softener mixed with mushrooms.

I think I over cooked my pizza.

A+ haiku, good job Lurker.