Place to put my Nonsense Thread.

[UL_1986]

You're just mad that I called you out for using a women's ball.

You know you play with a kids ball from Dicks. 👀🥸

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I am going to have to side with @brooky03 here. Nothing wrong with calling your dog your best friend. In a cliche way, it's kind of sad if it is your best friend. But it is so cringe when people say their pets are their children. Even worse when their children have pets that they call their grandchildren. I saw a bumper sticker that said dogs are people too. Umm, no they're not.

People who carry their dog like a baby, or worse yet, push them around in a stroller... they can go straight to hell.

The dog was in a stroller. TS. She was probably around 50. Had a nice body.

I wonder how they like to be talked to in bed?

 

[lurkeraspect84]

You know you play with a kids ball from Dicks. 👀🥸

Do you remember those old Pizza Hut balls?

 

[UL_1986]

Do you remember those old Pizza Hut balls?

I do. I also remember Pizza Hut being a sit down restaurant with a juke box and low lighting. So weird what it turned into. Corporate stale.

 

[UL_1986]

Philly pulling a Milwaukee tonight

 

[Kevin Bryan]

You know you play with a kids ball from Dicks. 👀🥸

I do not play with kids balls at Dicks! Wait....what?

 

[UL_1986]

I do not play with kids balls at Dicks! Wait....what?

 

[Villian07]

Yall ever watch pitbulls and parolees?

pretty good show about a dog shelter in Louisiana.

 

[toonces11]

Do you remember those old Pizza Hut balls?

What was the tag line.....something something, but most importantly, you have to have “the ball”
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.ba...t-gave-away-basketballs-and-they-were-awesome

 

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[FaithPlusOne]

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I don’t think they’ll see that cat ever again.

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Lol, that weather sucks, and the women will be dying of the heat as well. My mom lived in Scottsdale, AZ for years and when I came to visit all I heard was “it’s a dry heat”. Lol. No it sucks. Dry or not, just like the crusty broads in Vegas. Woof. Btw that 117 is for this week in early to mid June.

The high was only 115 yesterday (like I said), not 117. SUCK IT!

 

[lurkeraspect84]

The high was only 115 yesterday (like I said), not 117. SUCK IT!

Levels of "f*ck this sucks".

 

[Random UK Fan]

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Nine ways to beat the toilet shortage

Hundreds of public toilets are closing around the UK, so we asked for your suggestions on how to overcome the problem. Here's a selection of your replies.

www.bbc.com

 

[dukedevilz]

I am going to have to side with @brooky03 here. Nothing wrong with calling your dog your best friend. In a cliche way, it's kind of sad if it is your best friend. But it is so cringe when people say their pets are their children. Even worse when their children have pets that they call their grandchildren. I saw a bumper sticker that said dogs are people too. Umm, no they're not.

People who carry their dog like a baby, or worse yet, push them around in a stroller... they can go straight to hell.

Another thing that makes me cringe is when people separate, without having kids in the picture, and they share custody of the dog. GTFOH.

 

[dukedevilz]

Don't feel like I need to say much, so I'll let Dwight do the talking for me...

 

[JimboBBN]

Who's uglier, than transgender women or Megan?

 

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[brooky03]

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Don't feel like I need to say much, so I'll let Dwight do the talking for me...

Can’t wait until I can walk into the men’s section of VS for my banana hammock needs.

Or will those be in the non-binary section?

 

[brooky03]

Who's uglier, than transgender women or Megan?

She’s handsome

 

[brooky03]

Wood

 

[brooky03]

Me (walking into VS): Hi, I’m here to buy my wife some dental floss.

VS worker: I can help you with that. What are your pronouns and your wife’s pronouns?

Me: Does that matter?

VS worker: Well, would your wife prefer g-strings with or without a ball pouch?

Me: ............








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[WojoRising]

Me (walking into VS): Hi, I’m here to buy my wife some dental floss.

VS worker: I can help you with that. What are your pronouns and your wife’s pronouns?

Me: Does that matter?

VS worker: Well, would your wife prefer g-strings with or without a ball pouch?

Me: ............








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What does anatomy have to do with gender or pronouns?

 

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[brooky03]

What does anatomy have to do with gender or pronouns?

Idk why the VS employee thinks the way she thinks. You’ll have to ask her.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Bought one just like it.

this one has turbo. the last one becomes parts.

 

[brooky03]

Bought one just like it.

this one has turbo. the last one becomes parts.

Rumor on the street is the salesman saw you coming a mile away and made a decent chunk of change.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Rumor on the street is the salesman saw you coming a mile away and made a decent chunk of change.

It was 800 so I'm sure he got a mini.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I'l sell it right now for 3200. Runs, went through, clean, and great for first time drivers. Like a tank.

 

[toonces11]

Why do people have to be so weird? The things that make and create (what we are somehow calling) "news" is a little bananas.

 

[brooky03]

Why do people have to be so weird? The things that make and create (what we are somehow calling) "news" is a little bananas.

When there were fewer news outlets, the bar was higher. Stories turnover much faster now and there are a billion outlets competing for eyeballs. Gonna dilute the product.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Why do people have to be so weird? The things that make and create (what we are somehow calling) "news" is a little bananas.

It's up to me to read the news and try and read between the lines and decipher what actually happened.