Place to put my Nonsense Thread.
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I get irrationally angry when I hear people call their dogs or cats their kids. Or if they refer to themselves as a parent because they have pets. That chick sounds like one of those people.
What frame of mind do you have to be in to even consider uttering that phrase?
Stop playing with your phone!
They have trained themselves to say it with a straight face at any opportunity. People are nuts
I am going to have to side with @brooky03 here. Nothing wrong with calling your dog your best friend. In a cliche way, it's kind of sad if it is your best friend. But it is so cringe when people say their pets are their children. Even worse when their children have pets that they call their grandchildren. I saw a bumper sticker that said dogs are people too. Umm, no they're not.
People who carry their dog like a baby, or worse yet, push them around in a stroller... they can go straight to hell.
People who carry their dog like a baby, or worse yet, push them around in a stroller... they can go straight to hell.
I love animals....esp dogs, but I agree with everything.
Are you in Kentucky? I’ll let you know the next time I’m in Louisville . Usually go there once a year for work.
We could put the fight on Zoom and sell it to everyone here. $69
child
/CHīld/
noun
/CHīld/
noun
- a young human being below the age of puberty or below the legal age of majority.
People said this day would never come
You want no part of the mountain lion slayer.
I thought he was the wolf slayer? He’s diversified?
I know you don't really step out of the politics threads but there has been a two year running joke here on if Jimbo could take a mountain lion or not. Spoiler alert: Yes.
I just remembered it being a wolf instead of a mountain lion. I’ve dabbled in those conversations.
Mountain lion > bob cat. Bob cat > @JimboBBN
Mountain lion eats JimboBBN for breakfast, shits him out, dung beetle eats him for dinner.
Mountain lion eats JimboBBN for breakfast, shits him out, dung beetle eats him for dinner.
It will sound bad saying it, but if you've never had a dog that you consider family, maybe having a dog isn't for you.
Robin Williams referenced a "prince albert" in multiple stand ups. Not proud I know what it is lol.
I'm taking bets now. If anyone bets on @brooky03 over me, I'm blocking you
Chances I could take a wolf bare handed: 75 percent
Chances I could take a mountain lion: lets drop her down closer to 60 percent
Chances I could take a mountain lion: lets drop her down closer to 60 percent
I’ve got the center of gravity advantage. Gonna take it to the mat.
I mean obviously the dog isn't your biological kid, but you feed it. Take care of it. Take him to the doctor when he's sick. Buy him things to make him happy, or to try and cheer him up. Hail and I aren't the only ones who would consider their dog like their kid. I would say a huge portion of pet owners do. I wouldn't trade my relationship with my dog for anything. Your dog deserves to have you go all out for him or her, just like they would for you.
Love my dogs, but I would absolutely sell my dogs for $100,000, if offered. So, I guess in that sense they're not quite like the rest of the family, as I would never sell my kids. What do other thinks? Would it be shameful to sell your dog for a certain amount?
My dog doesn't have a price. I don't mean this in any disrespectful manner, but anyone who could sell their dogs to a stranger shouldn't have one. Your dog wouldn't sell you for any amount of toys or treats, so why would you do that to him?
