If I had to make one I’d go with
Our Lord and Savior Jesus Bohannon
Nut puncher Brad Davidson
Tiktok star Adrien Nunez
Entry pass legend Sasha Stefanovic
Defensive monster Omar Payne
My essential game plan would be let Jesus launch Hail Mary’s off the entry pass from Sasha. If anyone tries to block it, they get a full force punch in the balls from Brad. Defensively we’d play 1 on 5, no one is scoring on Payne. Nunez is out there to make tiktoks during the game because he’s basically useless, but it’ll grow our social media following so we aren’t only the best team but also the most watched. Boom. World domination.
Our Lord and Savior Jesus Bohannon
Nut puncher Brad Davidson
Tiktok star Adrien Nunez
Entry pass legend Sasha Stefanovic
Defensive monster Omar Payne
My essential game plan would be let Jesus launch Hail Mary’s off the entry pass from Sasha. If anyone tries to block it, they get a full force punch in the balls from Brad. Defensively we’d play 1 on 5, no one is scoring on Payne. Nunez is out there to make tiktoks during the game because he’s basically useless, but it’ll grow our social media following so we aren’t only the best team but also the most watched. Boom. World domination.