Most cliche insult you have for another team?

[lurkeraspect84]

When you really need to come up with an insult, what's your go to move?

Whores, cheating, OAD's, draft night, copying other teams?

Everyone know's it's played out, but it's your only move, so you go with it anyway.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Baby blue ***s.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Baby blue ***s.

I know who you're talking about.

 

[speedfrk]

Rat face and the floor slappers

 

[AWilli6995]

I know who you're talking about.

I don't.

 

[uncfan in ky]

I don't.

Obviously,its Rhode Island.

 

[jhmossy]

WVU - you foul on every play
Louisville - scoreboard
Duke - ugly girls
UNC - no classes
Kentucky - Calipari can’t coach
UMBC - ????

 

[lurkeraspect84]

WVU - you foul on every play
Louisville - scoreboard
Duke - ugly girls
UNC - no classes
Kentucky - Calipari can’t coach
UMBC - ????

Mine for UVA is boring basketball. I can't think of anything else for UVA.

 

[uncfan in ky]

Mine for UVA is boring basketball. I can't think of anything else for UVA.

UVA will be a question on Jeopardy here soon. That’s good enough for me.

 

[jhmossy]

Mine for UVA is boring basketball. I can't think of anything else for UVA.

Yeah that one is pretty standard. Obvious one going forward will be UMBC

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Yeah that one is pretty standard. Obvious one going forward will be UMBC

Meh, UMBC was a fluke.UVA playing boring basketball is more cliche.

 

[jhmossy]

Meh, UMBC was a fluke.UVA playing boring basketball is more cliche.

Yeah. If the worst thing you can really say about UVA is that we’re boring, I’m okay with that.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Yeah. If the worst thing you can really say about UVA is that we’re boring, I’m okay with that.

That's the great part of cliche.It loses its hurtfulness.

 

[jhmossy]

That's the great part of cliche.It loses its hurtfulness.

That comment was never hurtful to me. I don’t care if people think we’re boring. They don’t have to watch if they don’t want. It’s the equivalent of telling me you don’t like brussel sprouts

 

[Dattier]

Your mother smells of elderberries.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Your mother smells of elderberries.

She really does.Are You Into Older Ladies?

 

[lurkeraspect84]

That comment was never hurtful to me. I don’t care if people think we’re boring. They don’t have to watch if they don’t want. It’s the equivalent of telling me you don’t like brussel sprouts

that's a bit my point. Folks use insults from years ago and pretend they're still relevant.

 

[KisteK]

Imo, Little Brother is shame-o?-lame-ur-game-is-tame...

I have a group of 7 year olds that teach me slams when they Minecraft after school.
I'll see myself out.

 

[Silent Banjo]

A cliche is an overused expression that has lost all sense of originality. Saying that a team plays boring basketball isn't a cliche, as it could be a fair and general description of how a team plays. Saying that their brand of basketball puts you to sleep would be a cliche. Terming a team that cheats "a basketball factory" would be a cliche.

 

[829305]

Kentucky - Calipari can’t coach

Calling UK cheaters always plays well, imo, especially as a vindicated UNC fan.

 

[jhmossy]

Calling UK cheaters always plays well, imo, especially as a vindicated UNC fan.

That’s my bad. I meant to say Calipari can’t coach, even as a cheater.

 

[JimboBBN]

My favorite for Louisville is little brother. Fits very nicely

 

[northeastspartan]

nerds, ugly girls, and one of the largest t-shirt fanbases in the country

 

[Silent Banjo]

WVU - you foul on every play
Louisville - scoreboard
Duke - ugly girls
UNC - no classes
Kentucky - Calipari can’t coach
UMBC - ????

Every time Jon Scheyer's hot mother visits Duke, she is no lower than the third most attractive chick on the campus.

 

[brooky03]

Seriously, wtf is a Hoya?

 

[Silent Banjo]

Seriously, wtf is a Hoya?

It's part of a Latin phrase. A Georgetown priest once witnessed the Georgetown football team (yes, they once had a team) make a goal line stand and exclaimed "saxa hoya," which loosely translates into "immovable rocks."

 

[anon_0astpxev9h4gk]

The one that gets them really going is if you mention anything about the klan or Rupp being a racist.

 

[viviajm]

When you really need to come up with an insult, what's your go to move?

Whores, cheating, OAD's, draft night, copying other teams?

Everyone know's it's played out, but it's your only move, so you go with it anyway.

Back in the late 60's Kansas State had a football coach named Vince Gibson. When he was hired he kept spouting about Purple Pride. So we at KU has buttons made up that said POPP. I still have mine. Piss On Purple Pride. We also refer to their arena they call the octagon of doom as Allen Field House West.

 

[brooky03]

It's part of a Latin phrase. A Georgetown priest once witnessed the Georgetown football team (yes, they once had a team) make a goal line stand and exclaimed "saxa hoya," which loosely translates into "immovable rocks."

so nobody knows?

 

[Silent Banjo]

so nobody knows?

Extracted from an online search:
Hoya Saxa is the official cheer and "college yell" of Georgetown University and its athletics teams. The term Hoya is an Ancient Greek word usually transliterated from οἵα as hoia from the word hoios (οἷος) meaning "such" or "what" as in "what manner of", and is used in certain Biblical quotations.

 

[brooky03]

Extracted from an online search:
Hoya Saxa is the official cheer and "college yell" of Georgetown University and its athletics teams. The term Hoya is an Ancient Greek word usually transliterated from οἵα as hoia from the word hoios (οἷος) meaning "such" or "what" as in "what manner of", and is used in certain Biblical quotations.

the Georgetown What Rocks. lol

 

[Spacegrass]

I mean I think "K" and his whole act/style is corny and his kind of "program guys" are corny. The "Cameron Crazies" are lamer than ever nowadays. Also the "Brotherhood" , I lol'ed pretty hard when Zion gave his explanation of the "Brotherhood". I mean I get it , it's a marketing slogan essentially. If you are gonna live by the "One and Done" life just call it what it is. It's all business for 60% of the rotation last few years. But that is an issue at other college basketball programs and is way bigger than K's program.

 

[wrbchWolfPack81]

UNC at Cheater Hill

 

[UNC71-00]

I like to remind the Wolpfackers that theirs is the only North Carolina school to ever receive the LOIC. I also enjoy bringing up the fact that Jimmy V was the biggest cheat to ever venture south of the Mason Dixon line.

Other easy go to moves are the article from their student newspapaper about students pissing in the bleachers and Charles Shackleford being the original amphibious basketball player.

And this actual cover from their baseball media guide never gets old.

Moo. It's just the gift that keeps on giving.