I’ll just leave this here
- Thread starter bkingUK
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Guy trying to get a piece. Oh the horror.
18 year old trying to get pussy? Lock this kid up.
Zion just trying to do his part for the social underdogs. Respect.
Like Zion needs to use a pickup line to get pussy right now 
Don’t let them poke holes, Zion. They just want your babies
Actually feel bad for athletes these days. You can’t trust any of these hoes not to make a damn fathead out of a sext and put it on national TV.
Some golden comments on that tweet...
"Who said Zion can't hit 3s?"
"This chick is the equivalent of missing both free throws"
"Who said Zion can't hit 3s?"
"This chick is the equivalent of missing both free throws"
Imagine them pushing that guys offspring out of their hooha
I chuckled
Thats unfortunately fake.
Die in a fire
Typically you want them to live through the fire and die from the IV infections from their morphine doses.
I would assume she's a UNC girl but could be wrong. I know Duke players are notorious for banging UNC and NC State chicks because well, not everyone wants an ugly rocket scientist.
Thats unfortunately fake.
Uhm, that original is f'ing awesome as is.
That's a terrible hook up line. Feel like he really shouldn't need a line tbh. And yeah, some of the comments are funny. Assuming no one really cares about this.
He should be begging 5s to sleep with him?
Then again, as mentioned, she’s probably a 10 on campus.
Which is why you should cross Duke off the list.
And people ridiculed me when I posted the thread about the lack of coordinating talent in the stands during a Duke home game. He should have Durham 10's lined up outside his dorm so if he has to put any work into that one, his sarging game is outright pitiful or the talent is worse than I thought.
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