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[Kevin Bryan]

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Distance and money will never be a barrier for Mark Davis receiving a world-class haircut.

It makes his 20-something smokin' hot girlfriend that only loves him for his huge heart and personality so moist.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Weird. She usually says my name. She must be having a nightmare.

Do you also go by Mr Birdsnest?

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Do you also go by Mr Birdsnest?

What can I say, she loves a good fur burger.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

What can I say, she loves a good fur burger.

With a side of pickle.

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

With a side of pickle.

 

[dukedevilz]

The only correct answer.

 

[UL_1986]

 

[WojoRising]

Amazing to see a political movement that prioritizes diversity once and for all. Love this.

 

[GhostOf301]

You've been holding onto that one.

 

[jackrabbit slim]

Do you believe written history will be kind regarding the people who voted in the presidents from Clinton through Trump?

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I just farted the most pleasant fart ever.
Think of a early morning spring breeze with fabric softener mixed with mushrooms.

I think I over cooked my pizza.

 

[GhostOf301]

I just farted the most pleasant fart ever.
Think of a early morning spring breeze with fabric softener mixed with mushrooms.

I think I over cooked my pizza.

Figured it would be more like a gust of wind with sprinkles of cum.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Figured it would be more like a gust of wind with sprinkles of cum.

Not this time.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Figured it would be more like a gust of wind with sprinkles of cum.

I wonder what the token gay boys think about me being their spoke person even though I love the vaginia.

@Afamu
@Kevin Bryan

 

[WeAreDePaul]

I just farted the most pleasant fart ever.
Think of a early morning spring breeze with fabric softener mixed with mushrooms.

I think I over cooked my pizza.

A+ haiku, good job Lurker.

 

[cdbearde]

I just farted the most pleasant fart ever.
Think of a early morning spring breeze with fabric softener mixed with mushrooms.

I think I over cooked my pizza.

The above bolded was your problem, I have heard the right kind can send you on a trip. 🤣

 

[Kevin Bryan]

I wonder what the token gay boys think about me being their spoke person even though I love the vaginia.

@Afamu
@Kevin Bryan

You don't even know what vagina is.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

 

[lurkeraspect84]

You don't even know what vagina is.

I know what you are.....

Spoiler: NSFW

Most awesome mod on Earth.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I love and hate the internet.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

wait, what?

This will be a story to follow fur sure.

• The new laws allow the UK government to compel businesses and individuals abroad to produce information, including testimony and documentation, even in cases where (a) the deal is not primarily UK-related (b) the individuals in question are not UK nationals or residents and (c) the relevant documents are stored outside the UK

Is this clear?

 

[lurkeraspect84]

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I am constantly amazed by how ignorant I am and how much I don't know.

I can read and wipe with one hand and still don't know shit.