Not to ruin your fun, I actually think the Eagles have a chance this weekendSome people come here to get away from real life worries. Some people come here to make up real life stories. And that's okay.
Nobody believes that you are going to Chicago to see the Bears dogwalk the Eagles. Don't know why you want to lie about that. The only thing I believe that comes from you is that you are an Eagles fan. They have the biggest douchebag fan base in sports and that fits.