As a father...

[ThroughBlue]

what crimes can I commit that will not end up with me being taken from my family?

I’ll start.

Speeding

 

[hailtoyourvictor]

Trolling

 

[GLR5555]

You can commit them all as long as you have money and a good lawyer. Amirite OJ?

 

[829305]

You can grab em by the pussy.

We know where this is going. Why beat around the bush. (Pun intended.)

 

[Big ol arms]

Taking the tag off your mattress.

 

[ThroughBlue]

J walking

 

[Big_Blue79]

Most tax evasion. Most misdemeanors. Most non-violent plea bargains. Any civil citations, like speeding, parking tickets, not returning library books, failure to show up to court for most traffic citations, failure to register you vehicle, probably flying without a license. In most scales shipping counterfeit goods. In most cases breaches of consumer protection laws. Lying on security clearance paperwork.

 

[Bert Higginbotha]

You can commit them all as long as you have money and a good lawyer. Amirite OJ?

No.

 

[Bert Higginbotha]

Taking the tag off your mattress.

That is serious shit!

 

[Bert Higginbotha]

For 32 years I lived flying all over North America to make a living.

My company forced my separation from my family. But they did pay me.

 

[Big_Blue79]

For 32 years I lived flying all over North America to make a living.

My company forced my separation from my family. But they did pay me.

 

[BlueWorldOrder74]

Answer is all - as long as you are smart enough to not get caught.

 

[npreston]

Smoking weed. Wait.... I’m in Colorado, where it’s not a crime. Never mind.

 

[mebeblue2]

commit a felony and see how that works out for you

 

[coach-2]

You can grab em by the pussy.

We know where this is going. Why beat around the bush. (Pun intended.)

Consensual sex is a crime now?

 

[Global Havok]

Consensual sex is a crime now?

Walking up to women and grabbing their gentailia is now referred to as consensual sex?