You are approached by a stranger who tells you that you must complete 4 tasks. And after each task, you will receive orders for your next one. At the completion of the fourth task, you will receive $10 million dollars.
You are given keys to a car with a trunk full of meth. You must deliver this car to the parking lot of a coffee shop directly across from a police department.
After delivering the car full of meth, you are given keys and directions to a motel 6 room. In that room is a prostitute smoking crack. You must smoke crack with her and have unprotected sex afterwards.
After you have unprotected sex with the crackhead prostitute she gives you a pair of loppers. Your choice between one of your thumbs or one of your big toes. You must cut one off yourself
Your final task is to go neck deep in this lady until she has a showery orgasm