@LetsGoDuke301 the most likely to get stabbed by a felon
@denniden the most likely to skip meeting Coach K to play golf with Roy and MJ
@schoonerwest the guy most likely to make his wife enraged because he’s so sensible
@jhmossy the most likely to get caught soliciting a prostitute.
@coryfly the best likely to keep future muffed victims in his basement while calming watching UNC play basketball
@IUfanBorden the most likely to bathe in milk after a hot game behind the plate
@hailtoyourvictor the most likely to get accused of inappropriate touching of female (or male) patients