Share your thoughts on the most juvenile nicknames given to schools.

[LetsGoDuke301]

I am definitely bias here. I think "dook" is the most juvenile of the nicknames. It automatically discredits anyone from being taken seriously when they use the term.

"Kensucky" is pretty gay

"UnCHEATS" is up there.

Give us some more.

 

[schoonerwest]

Gayhawks

Lawrence = Low Rents

 

[Hank_]

sUcKs

Is an all timer.

 

[uncfan in ky]

Obviously you take it seriously if you created a thread about it.
Honestly, I don’t care what anyone calls UNC, it’s players or coaches. Not that big of a deal.

 

[jhmossy]

UMBC's bitch

Big fan of Chokies for Virginia Tech

 

[Steelers2012]

Tardinals

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Obviously you take it seriously if you created a thread about it.
Honestly, I don’t care what anyone calls UNC, it’s players or coaches. Not that big of a deal.

I said I don't take the person who uses it seriously. It's trollish.

Thought it would be a fun bickering topic. You and scotty need another thread for your on going towel fight anyways.

 

[bkingUK]

CoRuppt arena is my favorite. And pretty much anything that zip dude types.

 

[schoonerwest]

Missouri = Misery

That one is true though.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Missouri = Misery

That one is true though.

That's just a good pun. We can all agree that Missouri is a shithole, right?

 

[TheDude1]

Gayhawks

I've never heard it, and I LOVE it.

Kensucky is terrible.

Weak Florist is one I've actually heard for Wake Forest, and it makes me cringe.

Little Brother is maybe the BEST one I've heard... it's just cold.

 

[schoonerwest]

That's just a good pun. We can all agree that Missouri is a shithole, right?

We used to have to drive from Lawrence to the Missouri side of KC to buy kegs and beer on Sundays because Kansas has backwards alcohol laws in place.

So atleast they have that going for them. That’s probably it though.

 

[WeAreDePaul]

I am definitely bias here. I think "dook" is the most juvenile of the nicknames. It automatically discredits anyone from being taken seriously when they use the term.

"Kensucky" is pretty gay

"UnCHEATS" is up there.

Give us some more.

I agree, I prefer Puke.

 

[uncfan in ky]

I said I don't take the person who uses it seriously. It's trollish.

Thought it would be a fun bickering topic. You and scotty need another thread for your on going towel fight anyways.

Don’t worry, he’ll quote me or talk about me here. Just a matter of time.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

I agree, I prefer Puke.

Yeah, actually forgot about that one. Funny you claim to have grown up a Duke fan until they lost to uconn and you have reduced yourself to that.

 

[toonces11]

CoRuppt arena is my favorite. And pretty much anything that zip dude types.

Jailhawks actually made me laugh the first time i heard it.

 

[Spacegrass]

Anything homophobic or bordering on being racist. Other than that to me is fair game. Also making fun of Penn St fans calling them supporters of child molesters. Unless they still ride hard with Paterno , then they suck.

 

[Noahtogo24]

Twerps

 

[LandofOzDevil]

dUKe

 

[WeAreDePaul]

Yeah, actually forgot about that one. Funny you claim to have grown up a Duke fan until they lost to uconn and you have reduced yourself to that.

I love you for remembering that!


I don't actually say Puke or Dook on account of me being 48 years old and an adult, but if I had to pick between the two Puke is better.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

I just had a flashback to elementary school. No shit. I went to Sewell elementary in Chapel Hill and I remember our teacher having us recite this regularly.

"Duke is puke, Wake is fake, NC state is the team I hate. You can't go to heaven in a red canoe cause God's favorite color is Carolina blue! Go Tar Heels!"

Fvcking yuppy brainwashers. Thank God I escaped such dictatorship.

 

[TheDude1]

dUKe

Oh yeah, I appreciate anything that can use just capitalization to make a point, but that's a bad one... like, Duke and UK aren't rivals or anything, and it doesn't really even make sense.

 

[TheDude1]

I just had a flashback to elementary school. No shit. I went to Sewell elementary in Chapel Hill and I remember our teacher having us recite this regularly.

"Duke is puke, Wake is fake, NC state is the team I hate. You can't go to heaven in a red canoe cause God's favorite color is Carolina blue! Go Tar Heels!"

Fvcking yuppy brainwashers. Thank God I escaped such dictatorship.

That's *very* strange. What does it have to do with yuppies?

 

[bMORE607]

Anything homophobic or bordering on being racist. Other than that to me is fair game. Also making fun of Penn St fans calling them supporters of child molesters. Unless they still ride hard with Paterno , then they suck.

Have you meant a State Penn fan that doesn’t still ride hard for Paterno?

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

That's *very* strange. What does it have to do with yuppies?

Chapel Hill. You've been there, right?

 

[tw3301]

Tar hole

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Tar hole

Unx is another one I don't get.

 

[TheDude1]

Chapel Hill. You've been there, right?

I've done my best to avoid it. But I never found it particularly yuppie... I mean, it seemed like a nice town, but with so many college kids its hard to get a feel for it.

 

[TheDude1]

Gayhawks.

Hah! I'm thankful for this thread purely for that.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

I've done my best to avoid it. But I never found it particularly yuppie... I mean, it seemed like a nice town, but with so many college kids its hard to get a feel for it.

It was a nice town, until the yuppies.

 

[tw3301]

Kentucky wildcocksuckers

 

[TheDude1]

Kentucky wildcocksuckers

 

[dukedevilz]

Moo U
Pedd State
University 6
Florida State Criminals
Wussconsin Sadgers
Illinoying

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Illinoying

No beef with Illinois, but I like this one. Flows right off the tongue.

 

[denniden]

I am definitely bias here. I think "dook" is the most juvenile of the nicknames. It automatically discredits anyone from being taken seriously when they use the term.

"Kensucky" is pretty gay

"UnCHEATS" is up there.

Give us some more.

Yeah, those are pretty lame. If anyone uses any of theTHREE terms above, I move along from conversing with them about anything basketball related. Not worth it.

People use "holes" for UNC as well. Equally as dumb as anything mentioned above.

 

[coryfly]

They are all silly to me. They don't really bother me but I think it is all juvenile for sure.

The only time I have ever used one is once when I called a Duke player 'Austentatious Rivers' (I know it is really spelled ostentatious). Then I felt silly and never did it again though.

Huckleberry and Katan and all of those are equally dumb.

 

[Da_Bull]

West Virginia Mountainqueers and Purdoodoo are in the dictionary.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

The only time I have ever used one is once when I called a Duke player 'Austentatious Rivers' (I know it is really spelled ostentatious). Then I felt silly and never did it again though.

To your defense, you had just experienced a traumatic event.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

West Virginia Mountainqueers

That's not their name?

 

[coryfly]

To your defense, you had just experienced a traumatic event.

Haha.