Place to put my Nonsense Thread.
- Thread starter lurkeraspect84
- Start date
The Philippines really wouldn't be a bad place to live, especially if you're single. The women are significantly more conservative than American women. Warm weather. Nice beaches. Their favorite sport to play is basketball. You could probably buy a whole neighborhood. More than 95% of the country speaks English. And unlike most Asian countries, they don't appear to be xenophobic. I've only had pleasant conversations with Filipinos.
Philippine women throw themselves at American men. It doesn’t matter how ugly you are. Take my word for it
That all sounds nice, but the cops killing anyone they think might be involved with drugs is a little concerning.
For sure. I saw it in Brazil, and they're a little better off financially than the Philippines. I think you'll see it in almost any second or third world country. Women are biologically driven to be hypergamous. They always want to date or marry up, and an American from a higher social class is almost always appealing.
It’s definitely not our giant cocks
Hahaha at the dude trying to steal my central air condenser. Ran off like a bitch.
I've seen where ppl had them in cages and wondered why exactly, Now I know. Sigh
I had to put 3 screws back in. Will check again in the morning.
I got up to pee, and the hallway to the half bath faces the back door and saw lights. Grabbed a bat and opened the door.
*didn't call police
I've seen where ppl had them in cages and wondered why exactly, Now I know. Sigh
I had to put 3 screws back in. Will check again in the morning.
I got up to pee, and the hallway to the half bath faces the back door and saw lights. Grabbed a bat and opened the door.
*didn't call police
Last edited:
This is the best place on the internet keep up the good work.
i wish card photoshop master mivsdaily was in this. That dude was insane in look alike threads.
hed take a black guy with dreads, turn the pic on its side, zoom in on one dread in particular like 5x zoom and say it looked like the lock neas monster. Not as funny in words but it was brilliance.
i wish card photoshop master mivsdaily was in this. That dude was insane in look alike threads.
hed take a black guy with dreads, turn the pic on its side, zoom in on one dread in particular like 5x zoom and say it looked like the lock neas monster. Not as funny in words but it was brilliance.
Sunny Will Stein: A Farewell In Pictures
"Sunny" Will Stein will take the field inside Papa John's Cardinal Stadium for the final time as a Louisville player on Saturday. There will be tears, but not from the perpetually upbeat senior quarterback.
www.google.com
some lf his best work is here, like stein riding with OJ was def him. Any time the size of the pic is changed its him.
i understand this link is gonna being out a bunch of wtf and im not sure what got this nonsense started but it funny to card fans, low bar i know.
What kind of bat? He probably used an assault bat which libs want to ban.
It's so funny. After coming back in, the conversation we had on here made me want to tell the story.
There wasn't any more damaga however, the cops did come by today because apparently he/they hit a few in my neighborhood last night and I told them and they check my unit for fingerprints.
Nice work sir!
was it the middle of the night? Just think lurking rivals mighta saved ur AC and no tellin whatelse.
I will say, simply to stir the pot, had you just shot him, the neighborhood wouldn’t have to worry about a local burglar any longer 😂
was it the middle of the night? Just think lurking rivals mighta saved ur AC and no tellin whatelse.
I will say, simply to stir the pot, had you just shot him, the neighborhood wouldn’t have to worry about a local burglar any longer 😂
I don't own a gun, and the bat was a Rawlings aluminum. That bat is the reason I can't own a gun. Long time ago. I have a scar on my forehead near the hairline from that bat. It was some one else's at the time. Again, long time ago.
*Before anyone ask, I'm not telling the story, it's past.
Last edited:
I got two free tickets to the Everclear show this week through spiffs today. I think I'm actually going to go, it's a small place and laid back. It's this Thursday at Growlers. I usually use spiff prizes,not cash, for incentives for customers, but I'm going to actually use this. BIL is a fan.
Enough said. Great job on the burglar tho fr i cant imagine the adrenaline.
I could very easily be on the sex offenders list for pissing by by buddies car outside a “nightclub” in which i was standing in line to piss when they tirned the lights on and kicked everyone out (including thenpeople in the piss line). So i pissed by my buddies car, in the rain, and got me a nice Mat for the night in christian county jail drunk tank as well as a PI and the fine it entails.
i love telling the people wanting me to donate to the FOP, dont worry ive made donations in 4 diff counties 😂 all of em ending in Intoxicated. AI PI DUI DWI unf i damn near got the royal flush. Finally figured out maybe i should quit drinking.
The arresting officer made it a point in telling me how lucky i was he wasnt gonna write it up as indecent exposure though, which technically is true, but dam i had a DD, wasnt even beligerent drunk, just had to piss smh.
I could very easily be on the sex offenders list for pissing by by buddies car outside a “nightclub” in which i was standing in line to piss when they tirned the lights on and kicked everyone out (including thenpeople in the piss line). So i pissed by my buddies car, in the rain, and got me a nice Mat for the night in christian county jail drunk tank as well as a PI and the fine it entails.
i love telling the people wanting me to donate to the FOP, dont worry ive made donations in 4 diff counties 😂 all of em ending in Intoxicated. AI PI DUI DWI unf i damn near got the royal flush. Finally figured out maybe i should quit drinking.
The arresting officer made it a point in telling me how lucky i was he wasnt gonna write it up as indecent exposure though, which technically is true, but dam i had a DD, wasnt even beligerent drunk, just had to piss smh.
Last edited:
Thats pretty awesome. I used to like everclear back in the day. They still putting out new stuff?
That sucks. It's not like you were doing a helicopter in front of a crowd, or taking a shit.
I have no idea. Haven't thought about them in a while prior to this morning. The spiff was first one to sell. I already had a customer lined up so I called an asked them to come in early. Bought them breakfast for the inconvenience. Again, I knew James was a fan.
I offered to give them to him if he could line up some poon.
Last edited:
I know it man and it was RAINING. But my other buddy who was there was driving drunk/buzzed, plus both cars had some after party favors, so i just made myself believe i took one for the team and occupied the cop.
I was a dick tho, i cant help it. I was like man im so sorry i did that and am keeping you from doing your real job of protecting the community and making sure no one was leaving the club driving drunk and stuff 😂 he wasnt amused
Yeah, non lethal, I spent two days in a hospital and eventually shock probated out after 30 days.
Lmao they had one album i used to like in HS but im way to rocked to think Of the name.I have no idea. Haven't thought about them in a while prior to this morning. The spiff was first one to sell. I already had a customer lined up so I called an asked them to come in early. Bought them breakfast for the inconvenience. Again, I knew James was a fan.
I offered to give them to him if he could line up some poon.
Whoa---wait a minute---You went to JAIL, for pissing beside your buddies car?
WTF...
I have a half brother who is on the sex offenders list for pissing in public. He's born raised in Columbus and it was broad daylight. What dude is saying I can relate to. Very successful now, but still has to wear that albatross.
I was later able to get my record expunged. However, it's near impossible for him.
8 hours in the Christian County jails drunk tank. I shoukd confess this “club” was like a converted mansion In hopkinsville, turtles, needless to say ive never been back, but, it didnt have bathrooms for multiple people at once, it had one for guys with 1 toilet snd one for girls with one toilet, like bathrooms in a house, hence the piss lines at the end of the night.
so yes i got arrested for pissing basically on my buddies back tire like a dog (obv i didnt piss on his whip but u get the jist) with my back door open for “privacy”. And it was effin raining man, thats what gets me. If i was gonna leave a big puddle of piss out in the parking lot maybe i could see it but gd man it was RAINING!!!! Aint no children out at midnight at this bs club anyways. Ridiculous imo. I should have lied, dude pulled in front of us and hit his spot light on me and said, you in the hat, what are you doin????? “Im pissin man they kicked us all out while i was in line to piss”. Hello bracelets. One of the few d!ckheads who have cuffed me behind my back in the back of the cop car too smdh. Like im not resisting, im not doing anything, ****ing link me up in front so i aint gotta sit on the damn things/my wrists.
Gd will waded myself......well except with consequences.
Last edited:
And got scolded all the effin way to jail aboit how lucky i was he wasnt gonna get me for indecent exposure, and put me on the sex offender list. And im thinking i dont feel so lucky sitting back here with my arms behind my back for pissing on the ground smh.
Similar threads
