Is it weird if I ripped a shark eyeball out, I'd want to stick my penis in the hole? It's the first thing I thought of when reading your post.They don't know shit. You rip one it's eyes out. It will back down after that.
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Is it weird if I ripped a shark eyeball out, I'd want to stick my penis in the hole? It's the first thing I thought of when reading your post.They don't know shit. You rip one it's eyes out. It will back down after that.
Neither can Duke fans. So it would be good
Is it weird if I ripped a shark eyeball out, I'd want to stick my penis in the hole? It's the first thing I thought of when reading your post.
In my shark on land battle scenario, I dance around talking smack to the shark while relying on it's inability to extract oxygen from the air.
To be fair, that's a solid strategy.
I don’t go for the nuts, that’s a losers move brah
I am 42, and I feel I need to pass the torch, but I am not giving it away.
You gotta take it from me.
I'd hate to see the guy that doesn't think that right away.Is it weird if I ripped a shark eyeball out, I'd want to stick my penis in the hole? It's the first thing I thought of when reading your post.
He probably works for the man and shines his shoes.I'd hate to see the guy that doesn't think that right away.
There IS a way to settle the question of who the actual b*tch isAgian. A little bitch
I mean . . . it's not gay if it's a shark . . . right?He probably works for the man and shines his shoes.
Trump 2020.
Hey man, if you can f a shark, that's something you tell your grand kids about. "I f'd a shark"I mean . . . it's not gay if it's a shark . . . right?
Asking for a friend.
Hey man, if you can f a shark, that's something you tell your grand kids about. "I f'd a shark"
I've had more lethargic lays. They felt like a dead fish.
I've had more lethargic lays. They felt like a dead fish.
You want this heat after the wolf and hawkit get some?I wager that I have a 90% greater chance of taking out jimbo than he has of beating a wolf. And 100% chance of putting the rest of you creaky-kneed, bad-back mother ****ers down.
Imagine this scenario, but you and Jimbo have to down a pint of bourbon first.I wager that I have a 90% greater chance of taking out jimbo than he has of beating a wolf. And 100% chance of putting the rest of you creaky-kneed, bad-back mother ****ers down.
So I have to wait three days after I’m done for him to finish his? Seems unfair to BaracusImagine this scenario, but you and Jimbo have to down a pint of bourbon first.
@JimboBBN would smash you.
So I have to wait three days after I’m done for him to finish his? Seems unfair to Baracus
The only person who would wake up with soreness from their ....holes would be @hawkit3113So I have to wait three days after I’m done for him to finish his? Seems unfair to Baracus
Real talk, I’m not sure 20 men could take one gorilla.I wonder how many here would put up a fight while being raped.
...by a silver backed gorilla?
Later taters. I'm heading to northern Mississippi tonight. I'm mixed between nervous and excited.
What if they took turns.Real talk, I’m not sure 20 men could take one gorilla.
Like, run a train on him.What if they took turns.
Can we get some Kenny Loggins music playing in the background?If there ever was a meet up amongst posters here, there has to be an arm wrestling tournament.
Or is that over the top?
Shouldn’t @IUfanBorden be the ref?Can we set this up? A cage fight I’m assuming. It would probably be most convenient if I fought hawkit as soon as I was done killing the wolf. @WojoRising do you want to be the referee?
....wutI'd bet that if anyone were attacked by a shark (male) you'd probably get farther by stroking it or fellating it. Then . . . when it's laying on it's back in pure bliss . . . attack!
I wish they had balls. It would be hilarious to grab an attacking shark by the balls and watch him cry like a little bitch.Shark week says to punch them right in the nose/snout/wtf ever it's called.
He’s biased against Kentucky so I’m at a disadvantage if Borden does itShouldn’t @IUfanBorden be the ref?
Just don't show them the pictures, that'd be weird.Hey man, if you can f a shark, that's something you tell your grand kids about. "I f'd a shark"
IDK, his wife is a UK fan, he would have to go home and face her and she would know… oh she would know.He’s biased against Kentucky so I’m at a disadvantage if Borden does it