I want to fight JimboBBN

[lurkeraspect84]

They don't know shit. You rip one it's eyes out. It will back down after that.

Is it weird if I ripped a shark eyeball out, I'd want to stick my penis in the hole? It's the first thing I thought of when reading your post.

 

[BasketBallJunkie-UK]

Jimbo, is this you? @JimboBBN

 

[TheDude1]

Neither can Duke fans. So it would be good

This headstrong hockey player says "Bring that shit on, big boy."

 

[TheDude1]

Is it weird if I ripped a shark eyeball out, I'd want to stick my penis in the hole? It's the first thing I thought of when reading your post.

 

[TheDude1]

In my shark on land battle scenario, I dance around talking smack to the shark while relying on it's inability to extract oxygen from the air.

To be fair, that's a solid strategy.

 

[CUJO_1970]

To be fair, that's a solid strategy.

Thank you, I've spent a long time preparing for this scenario.

I live in Georgia and although it is rare for sharks to appear on land here I want to be ready.

 

[JimboBBN]

Jimbo, is this you? @JimboBBN

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I don’t go for the nuts, that’s a losers move brah

 

[HoosierstuckinIowa]

I am 42, and I feel I need to pass the torch, but I am not giving it away.

You gotta take it from me.

Remember when we met at the IU @ Iowa game last year? I was gonna call 911 for ya but I couldn't remember the number.

 

[AuHoosier420]

@JimboBBN is the biggest pussy on the board. Keyboard badass that talks a big game but is really just a little bitch

 

[JimboBBN]

@hawkit3113 look at this beta try and talk big and bad

 

[Random UK Fan]

I'd bet that if anyone were attacked by a shark (male) you'd probably get farther by stroking it or fellating it. Then . . . when it's laying on it's back in pure bliss . . . attack!

 

[AuHoosier420]

@hawkit3113 look at this beta try and talk big and bad

Agian. A little bitch

 

[Random UK Fan]

Is it weird if I ripped a shark eyeball out, I'd want to stick my penis in the hole? It's the first thing I thought of when reading your post.

I'd hate to see the guy that doesn't think that right away.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I'd hate to see the guy that doesn't think that right away.

He probably works for the man and shines his shoes.

Trump 2020.

 

[Steelers2012]

Agian. A little bitch

There IS a way to settle the question of who the actual b*tch is

 

[Random UK Fan]

He probably works for the man and shines his shoes.

Trump 2020.

I mean . . . it's not gay if it's a shark . . . right?

Asking for a friend.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I mean . . . it's not gay if it's a shark . . . right?

Asking for a friend.

Hey man, if you can f a shark, that's something you tell your grand kids about. "I f'd a shark"

 

[Random UK Fan]

Hey man, if you can f a shark, that's something you tell your grand kids about. "I f'd a shark"

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I've had more lethargic lays. They felt like a dead fish.

 

[Random UK Fan]

I've had more lethargic lays. They felt like a dead fish.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

 

[ExitFlagger]

I wager that I have a 90% greater chance of taking out jimbo than he has of beating a wolf. And 100% chance of putting the rest of you creaky-kneed, bad-back mother ****ers down.

 

[JimboBBN]

I wager that I have a 90% greater chance of taking out jimbo than he has of beating a wolf. And 100% chance of putting the rest of you creaky-kneed, bad-back mother ****ers down.

You want this heat after the wolf and hawkit get some?

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I wager that I have a 90% greater chance of taking out jimbo than he has of beating a wolf. And 100% chance of putting the rest of you creaky-kneed, bad-back mother ****ers down.

Imagine this scenario, but you and Jimbo have to down a pint of bourbon first.

@JimboBBN would smash you.

I would be level 2. 1/5 and lets GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[JimboBBN]

Imagine this scenario, but you and Jimbo have to down a pint of bourbon first.

@JimboBBN would smash you.

So I have to wait three days after I’m done for him to finish his? Seems unfair to Baracus

 

[lurkeraspect84]

So I have to wait three days after I’m done for him to finish his? Seems unfair to Baracus

 

[lurkeraspect84]

So I have to wait three days after I’m done for him to finish his? Seems unfair to Baracus

The only person who would wake up with soreness from their ....holes would be @hawkit3113

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I would totally rape many members here if they passed out early.




*disclaimer for the f'n pussies, it's a sports board and I'm just talking shit, I would never sneek in their tent/room and molest them while passed out.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I wonder how many here would put up a fight while being raped.


...by a silver backed gorilla?

Later taters. I'm heading to northern Mississippi tonight. I'm mixed between nervous and excited.

 

[JimboBBN]

I wonder how many here would put up a fight while being raped.


...by a silver backed gorilla?

Later taters. I'm heading to northern Mississippi tonight. I'm mixed between nervous and excited.

Real talk, I’m not sure 20 men could take one gorilla.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Real talk, I’m not sure 20 men could take one gorilla.

What if they took turns.

 

[Random UK Fan]

What if they took turns.

Like, run a train on him.

 

[kyjeff1]

If there ever was a meet up amongst posters here, there has to be an arm wrestling tournament.

Or is that over the top?

Can we get some Kenny Loggins music playing in the background?

Who wants to play the big fat bearded guy that drinks a court of castrol motor oil? Not it.

 

[kyjeff1]

Can we set this up? A cage fight I’m assuming. It would probably be most convenient if I fought hawkit as soon as I was done killing the wolf. @WojoRising do you want to be the referee?

Shouldn’t @IUfanBorden be the ref?

 

[Jaycg15]

I'd bet that if anyone were attacked by a shark (male) you'd probably get farther by stroking it or fellating it. Then . . . when it's laying on it's back in pure bliss . . . attack!

....wut

 

[kyjeff1]

Shark week says to punch them right in the nose/snout/wtf ever it's called.

I wish they had balls. It would be hilarious to grab an attacking shark by the balls and watch him cry like a little bitch.

 

[JimboBBN]

Shouldn’t @IUfanBorden be the ref?

He’s biased against Kentucky so I’m at a disadvantage if Borden does it

 

[kyjeff1]

Hey man, if you can f a shark, that's something you tell your grand kids about. "I f'd a shark"

Just don't show them the pictures, that'd be weird.

 

[kyjeff1]

He’s biased against Kentucky so I’m at a disadvantage if Borden does it

IDK, his wife is a UK fan, he would have to go home and face her and she would know… oh she would know.