I want to fight JimboBBN

[hawkit3113]

And perhaps pass the torch, or just take another victory lap.

 

[Steelers2012]

Take a ticket; he's presently on his way to Alaska to fight a wolf.

 

[hawkit3113]

Take a ticket; he's presently on his way to Alaska to fight a wolf.

My kind of guy.

I have a plan for fighting a shark

 

[lurkeraspect84]

And perhaps pass the torch, or just take another victory lap.

I'm fairly certain he's not hard to find.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

If there ever was a meet up amongst posters here, there has to be an arm wrestling tournament.

Or is that over the top?

 

[hawkit3113]

I'm fairly certain he's not hard to find.

Neither am I

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Neither am I

Rules are, if you call out someone, you have to make up the air/distance between the two of you.

 

[hawkit3113]

Rules are, if you call out someone, you have to make up the air/distance between the two of you.

I am 42, and I feel I need to pass the torch, but I am not giving it away.

You gotta take it from me.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

@JimboBBN has a very deep voice, which I'm assuming means he has humongous balls, which in turn means, he probably does fight wolves and silverback gorillas.

 

[hawkit3113]

@JimboBBN has a very deep voice, which I'm assuming means he has humongous balls, which in turn means, he probably does fight wolves and silverback gorillas.

My future successor.

 

[JimboBBN]

Can we set this up? A cage fight I’m assuming. It would probably be most convenient if I fought hawkit as soon as I was done killing the wolf. @WojoRising do you want to be the referee?

 

[hawkit3113]

All I know is being 5'5 with a bald head and a shit ton of tats screams pussy and little big man.

@SoundSlave

You don't scare shit bro, besides your mom.

 

[WojoRising]

Can we set this up? A cage fight I’m assuming. It would probably be most convenient if I fought hawkit as soon as I was done killing the wolf. @WojoRising do you want to be the referee?

 

[ExitFlagger]

@JimboBBN has a very deep voice, which I'm assuming means he has humongous balls, which in turn means, he probably does fight wolves and silverback gorillas.

I have a very deep voice, but average at best balls. I don’t think there’s a correlation.

 

[hawkit3113]

I have a very deep voice, but average at best balls. I don’t think there’s a correlation.

I bet your boyfriend has the balls

 

[WojoRising]

Putting it out there now, I can be bought.

 

[hawkit3113]

Putting it out there now, I can be bought.

No need. I am not losing.

 

[toonces11]

If there ever was a meet up amongst posters here, there has to be an arm wrestling tournament.

Or is that over the top?

Great flick

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I bet your boyfriend has the balls

Probably in a jar somewhere.

 

[hawkit3113]

Probably in a jar somewhere.

Or in his BF's purse

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Or in his BF's purse

So he let's him have them back every once in a while? "here honey, here's your balls back, don't make me regret this".

 

[hawkit3113]

So he let's him have them back every once in a while? "here honey, here's your balls back, don't make me regret this".

Lolol.

Here hon, you are going to need these for the rivals basketball board.

 

[JimboBBN]

Isn’t this what the board has wanted for years? Two of the most alpha posters here fighting for complete dominance?

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Isn’t this what the board has wanted for years? Two of the most alpha posters here fighting for complete dominance?

I love Man on Man Action.

 

[hawkit3113]

Isn’t this what the board has wanted for years? Two of the most alpha posters here fighting for complete dominance?

It's like The Highlander

 

[hawkit3113]

I am so jacked for Iowa vs Iowa St tonight, I might drive to Ames and randomly start slapping people.

I might even kick a dog or two

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I am so jacked for Iowa vs Iowa St tonight, I might drive to Ames and randomly start slapping people.

I might even kick a dog or two

 

[hawkit3113]

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[lurkeraspect84]

Isn’t this what the board has wanted for years? Two of the most alpha posters here fighting for complete dominance?

Who would be in the prelims with the beta fight?

 

[JimboBBN]

Who would be in the prelims with the beta fight?

@TheDude1 vs @schoonerwest would be a hell of a match IMO

 

[hawkit3113]

@TheDude1 vs @schoonerwest would be a hell of a match IMO

Swimmers can't fight

 

[lurkeraspect84]

@TheDude1 vs @schoonerwest would be a hell of a match IMO

I'd replace @schoonerwest with @MrBaracus , but @TheDude1 has to be one of them.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Swimmers can't fight

I heard the just flap slap each other.

 

[JimboBBN]

Swimmers can't fight

Neither can Duke fans. So it would be good

 

[JimboBBN]

I'd replace @schoonerwest with @MrBaracus , but @TheDude1 has to be one of them.

Oh for sure. Would be pure entertainment

 

[CUJO_1970]

I feel like I could beat a shark in a fight, as long as the fight is on land.

 

[hawkit3113]

I feel like I could beat a shark in a fight, as long as the fight is on land.

You gotta go for the eyes

 

[lurkeraspect84]

You gotta go for the eyes

Shark week says to punch them right in the nose/snout/wtf ever it's called.

 

[CUJO_1970]

You gotta go for the eyes

In my shark on land battle scenario, I dance around talking smack to the shark while relying on it's inability to extract oxygen from the air.

 

[hawkit3113]

Shark week says to punch them right in the nose/snout/wtf ever it's called.

They don't know shit. You rip one it's eyes out. It will back down after that.