Fantasy Football Thread

[829305]

Just need entry fees from:

@829305
@bignish
@WojoRising
@tw3301
@Spacegrass

What's the email again?
Your scoring system still sucks.

 

[tw3301]

Just need entry fees from:

@829305
@bignish
@WojoRising
@tw3301
@Spacegrass

Don't hold your breath.

 

[JimboBBN]

Didn't realize I was playing with so many poors

 

[CelticHawk]

@Longstrangetrip

Will you draft for me?

 

[jhmossy]

@Longstrangetrip

Will you draft for me?

I'm gonna go ahead and veto this

 

[WojoRising]

So what time is the draft again

 

[schoonerwest]

So what time is the draft again

Uh, it was last night dude.

 

[WojoRising]

leagues full, draft September 5th at 7:30PM, get your dues in before the draft. Suck my tits.

Found it. I'm assuming you're using the GOAT EST

 

[JimboBBN]

Ready to out draft you bums tonight.

 

[Da_Bull]

Draft was last night where were you fvckers?

 

[WojoRising]

Honestly don't feel great right now because I have a life and haven't spent a second draft prepping.

Bet you losers have all your fantasy mags strewn around your studio apts as we speak.

 

[schoonerwest]

Honestly don't feel great right now because I have a life and haven't spent a second draft prepping.

Bet you losers have all your fantasy mags strewn around your studio apts as we speak.

The best way to draft is to look at the top 5 players available and pick the one who plays in the city that you would want to live in the most.

 

[JimboBBN]

This will be my fifth draft. Wojo already making excuses. At least schooner was honest about being horrible.

 

[Da_Bull]

@829305
@bignish
@tw3301
@Spacegrass

Need dues.

 

[jhmossy]

@829305
@bignish
@tw3301
@Spacegrass

Need dues.

So, if they don't pay, are we having a 6-team league?

 

[Da_Bull]

So, if they don't pay, are we having a 6-team league?

Yeah, 4 team when you count yourself and hawk as being worthless owners.

 

[jhmossy]

Yeah, 4 team when you count yourself and hawk as being worthless owners.

Damn, take me to the ER with that burn bruh.

Come join my $700 league then.

 

[Da_Bull]

Damn, take me to the ER with that burn bruh.

Come join my $700 league then.

My $1500/year 5 year dynasty is enough my yamika wearing brother.

 

[jhmossy]

My $1500/year 5 year dynasty is enough my yamika wearing brother.

You got any open spots? That sounds up my alley.

 

[WojoRising]

You got any open spots? That sounds up my alley.

Guarantee there'd be a last second "hitch" and @jhmossy would have to back out of this league

 

[jhmossy]

Guarantee there'd be a last second "hitch" and @jhmossy would have to back out of this league

That's kind of what I'm expecting from you in our $50 league tonight.

 

[Da_Bull]

You got any open spots? That sounds up my alley.

Nope a league we've been doing for almost 20 years we keep bumping money up.

 

[WojoRising]

That's kind of what I'm expecting from you in our $50 league tonight.

Already paid, big fella. Going a week without going out to eat will be worth it when I hammer you.

 

[JimboBBN]

Taking a shot at order of finish here

Champ - Me, duh
Runner up - @jhmossy redeems himself

3. @Da_Bull
4. @tw3301
5. @CelticHawk
6. @Spacegrass
7. @bignish
8. @schoonerwest - not last my friend
9. @WojoRising
10. @829305 - insulted the commish too many times to be anything but last. he will make it happen

 

[Da_Bull]

I believe i have the highest pts total over the 2 years we've done the league. FWIW

 

[WojoRising]

Taking a shot at order of finish here

Champ - Me, duh
Runner up - @jhmossy redeems himself

3. @Da_Bull
4. @tw3301
5. @CelticHawk
6. @Spacegrass
7. @bignish
8. @schoonerwest - not last my friend
9. @WojoRising
10. @829305 - insulted the commish too many times to be anything but last. he will make it happen

The fear is palpable

 

[JimboBBN]

I believe i have the highest pts total over the 2 years we've done the league. FWIW

Jimbo hasn't been in this league the past two years. I'm hardcore, bro.

 

[Da_Bull]

Jimbo hasn't been in this league the past two years. I'm hardcore, bro.

 

[jhmossy]

What does second place get? Based on Bull's scoring system, it's probably like $67.166666666

 

[schoonerwest]

Taking a shot at order of finish here

Champ - Me, duh
Runner up - @jhmossy redeems himself

3. @Da_Bull
4. @tw3301
5. @CelticHawk
6. @Spacegrass
7. @bignish
8. @schoonerwest - not last my friend
9. @WojoRising
10. @829305 - insulted the commish too many times to be anything but last. he will make it happen

My CFB fantasy team scored 263 points this past weekend and set the high point record for the league which has been around for a few years I'm told. I think that means I'm a natural. I was always in the money for NFL back when I used to play. Should bump me up to atleast #3 in this pre-season prediction.

 

[Da_Bull]

Honestly i don't remember what we did payouts as. Think it was:

$300 playoff winner
$100 regular season winner
$50 playoff 2nd place
$50 highest regular season weekly score

 

[jhmossy]

Honestly i don't remember what we did payouts as. Think it was:

$300 playoff winner
$100 regular season winner
$50 playoff 2nd place
$50 highest regular season weekly score

Pretty sure that's right. I'm fine with taking home $450 this year.

 

[JimboBBN]

I swear if any of you fuggers draft Cam before me tonight. I won't go after him until round 7 or so. He better be there, or I will throw the biggest bitch fit in Rivals history. Both on this message board and the Yahoo one.

 

[bignish]

Paid bitches, almost time for me to rape another fantasy draft and leave destruction in my wake. Tick tock.

 

[bignish]

@JimboBBN draft picks confirmed Rounds 1-6: Olsen, McCaffrey, Benjamin, Newton, Stewart and Funchess

 

[Da_Bull]

Paid bitches, almost time for me to rape another fantasy draft and leave destruction in my wake. Tick tock.

"Sweaty Little Snake sent you 50 wampum."

 

[Spacegrass]

@829305
@bignish
@tw3301
@Spacegrass

Need dues.

I paid your punk ass. Paid it on Saturday August 19th along with the message.... "Eat a dick! You are going down like a hooker on Saturday night."

Transaction ID : 89L68078H6143844P

Paid it thru the wifes Pay Pal account

 

[Da_Bull]

I paid your punk ass. Paid it on Saturday August 19th along with the message.... "Eat a dick! You are going down like a hooker on Saturday night."

Transaction ID : 89L68078H6143844P

Paid it thru the wifes Pay Pal account

PM sent

 

[Da_Bull]

zeke suspension upheld.

 

[Da_Bull]

I've never seen someone projected to go 0-13. @829305

p.s. don't forget to pay....