Dude Calls Cops After Getting Fouled

[KYtotheCore]

https://deadspin.com/virginia-man-calls-cops-after-hard-screen-in-pickup-b-1827659622

Anyone able to confirm which one was @jhmossy ?

 

[brooky03]

I had a fat kid throw an elbow at me during a YMCA pickup game. Even if he connected, I couldn't imagine calling the police over it. What a bitch.

 

[jhmossy]

 

[bkingUK]

Explains why they lose to 16 seeds

 

[jhmossy]

Explains why they lose to 16 seeds

and beat up on everyone else.

 

[uncfan in ky]

Looks like he has on UK blue too me. They’ve been known to cry about refs.

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Was expecting to open this thread and see a gif of LeBron calling 911.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Looks like he has on UK blue too me. They’ve been known to cry about refs.

The guy in the blue shorts gave the foul. The guy in the black on right is one who called.

Your joke attempt failed.

 

[uncfan in ky]

The guy in the blue shorts gave the foul. The guy in the black on right is one who called.

Your joke attempt failed.

Hell I didn’t even see the guy in black. My nephew sent me the pic earlier but I never read the article.
Maybe that’s Dook blue, they’ve been known to cheap shot someone during a game.

 

[toonces11]

We had to have 2 uniformed officers at our final two men’s league games last year bc one wanna be gangsteteam kept trying to fight refs and other teams in the parking lot. People here are so worried about race issues that they wouldn’t just ban them. Last game of the year their team captain went at a ref, was escorted out by teammates and friends yelling about getting a gun. Game suspended. Playoffs suspended. Nocharges and his team played in the next session of the year. Literally anytime they are getting beat they try to fight. The rest of us have to work the next day so......

 

[speedfrk]

Whitest dude ever

 

[Dattier]

@Quavarius, you want this heat, or me?

 

[buckymel]

I like this exchange:


Commenter A: “...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

Do NOT compare a guy who sets a pick for a teammate with Carmelo Anthony.

Commenter B: my apologies

 

[McHoop]

Dude should have his ass kicked and his membership to the gym revoked.

McHoop

 

[Quavarius]

@Quavarius, you want this heat, or me?

It's yours! Im still dealing with Permit Patty and Bar-B-Q Becky!

 

[ExitFlagger]

Whitest dude ever

Racist.

 

[KYtotheCore]

It's yours! Im still dealing with Permit Patty and Bar-B-Q Becky!

The what now?

 

[hailtoyourvictor]

I had a fat kid throw an elbow at me during a YMCA pickup game. Even if he connected, I couldn't imagine calling the police over it. What a bitch.

In one of my AAU basketball games. I had 17 points in the first half and was feeling good. On a inbound play, the opposing team ran a stack play and I was standing behind the defender. The opponent I was guarding threw an elbow and wrecked me in the face.. I cussed the coach out to control his players and the kid. Took 15 minutes to stop the bleeding them came back in the game and scored 15 more points to finish with 32. Told the kid it would take a lot more of clowns like him to keep me out of the game. Point of the story is.. didn’t call the cops after kid broke my nose!

 

[hailtoyourvictor]

In one of my AAU basketball games. I had 17 points in the first half and was feeling good. On a inbound play, the opposing team ran a stack play and I was standing behind the defender. The opponent I was guarding threw an elbow and wrecked me in the face.. I cussed the coach out to control his players and the kid. Took 15 minutes to stop the bleeding them came back in the game and scored 15 more points to finish with 32. Told the kid it would take a lot more of clowns like him to keep me out of the game. Point of the story is.. didn’t call the cops after kid broke my nose!

Buddy at work said I’m obsessed with the forums and to let him post something. This is his post. I promised him I wouldn’t delete it.

 

[brooky03]

In one of my AAU basketball games. I had 17 points in the first half and was feeling good. On a inbound play, the opposing team ran a stack play and I was standing behind the defender. The opponent I was guarding threw an elbow and wrecked me in the face.. I cussed the coach out to control his players and the kid. Took 15 minutes to stop the bleeding them came back in the game and scored 15 more points to finish with 32. Told the kid it would take a lot more of clowns like him to keep me out of the game. Point of the story is.. didn’t call the cops after kid broke my nose!

I had 8 point and 8 turnovers in a junior high game once. Probably the best statline of my competitive basketball days.

 

[IUfanBorden]

Shit like this is why I absolutely refuse to work any type of "league" games. I let my church talk me into doing so for as few Sunday's.

Never again. Mens leagues basketball is ****ing brutal. Littered with guys who think they can still play.

 

[KYtotheCore]

Mens leagues basketball is ****ing brutal. Littered with guys who think they can still play.

Which is irritating AF to those of us who still can!

 

[IUfanBorden]

Which is irritating AF to those of us who still can!

I laughed.......Hey some of these dudes still can play. Its those who cannot that are insufferable. Especially the guy who couldn't guard a chair, but bitches every time you whistle him for a foul. Had a game where I finally just said---"Dude, just play a zone. By yourself. You'll be much better off".

 

[coryfly]

Can't imagine that dude ever lives that down. Embarrassing.

 

[IUfanBorden]

Can't imagine that dude ever lives that down. Embarrassing.

I'd say his days of pick-up are over. Can't see anyone choosing this dude.

 

[Dattier]

It's yours! Im still dealing with Permit Patty and Bar-B-Q Becky!

Don't forget Pool Patrol Paula and ID Adam!

Now Ticky-tack Todd? Fouled Finn?

 

[Quavarius]

Don't forget Pool Patrol Paula and ID Adam!

Now Ticky-tack Todd? Fouled Finn?

Don't forget Gail at Yale and the poor CVS worker with the shakes.

 

[furbe95]

Body cam footage!

https://deadspin.com/heres-the-police-body-cam-footage-after-the-pickup-bask-1827701273

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Body cam footage!

https://deadspin.com/heres-the-police-body-cam-footage-after-the-pickup-bask-1827701273

So, these guys have known each other for a couple of years and this was just a beef. Guy was stupid to call the cops, that part of this story is consistent. However, dat and Q have to be disappointed that race played no role in this.

 

[KYtotheCore]

dat and Q have to be disappointed that race played no role in this.

 

[Dattier]

dat and Q have to be disappointed that race played no role in this.

Ha! #1, I don't buy it, and my stance on systemic racism and implicit bias is well established here, not some convenient life preserver for me to cling to right now. #2, I'm quite used to people finding any reason possible to ignore even the possibility that race played any role, so I expect it most of the time. As part of that second one, I don't think you're happy b/c there is no racism present; I think you're happy b/c you have an out for continuing to ignore and deny implicit bias. The sick, twisted corollary to that is that if there were cell phone footage of Phouled Phinneaus dropping racial slurs, you'd be more disappointed that the accumulating examples of frivolous calls to the police would force the conversation about implicit bias than you would be about implicit bias itself.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Ha! #1, I don't buy it, and my stance on systemic racism and implicit bias is well established here, not some convenient life preserver for me to cling to right now. #2, I'm quite used to people finding any reason possible to ignore even the possibility that race played any role, so I expect it most of the time. As part of that second one, I don't think you're happy b/c there is no racism present; I think you're happy b/c you have an out for continuing to ignore and deny implicit bias. The sick, twisted corollary to that is that if there were cell phone footage of Phouled Phinneaus dropping racial slurs, you'd be more disappointed that the accumulating examples of frivolous calls to the police would force the conversation about implicit bias than you would be about implicit bias itself.

Hey man. The other cases you mentioned were legit.