#13 > #16. Seems the voters still recognize you're inferior.Evidenced by that big Mizzou dick that get rammed down your throat year after year.
You're our bitch.
#13 > #16. Seems the voters still recognize you're inferior.Evidenced by that big Mizzou dick that get rammed down your throat year after year.
Lol Mizzou likely make the tournament and if they do, they'll lose in the first round. Typical Cuonzo Martinry.
Mizzou played harder, rebounded better, and won at home because of a terrible flagrant foul call and Illinois missing 10+ free throws which would have easily won them the game. We're the better team, and it was blatantly obvious. Came out flat against a bunch of kids playing their super bowl. Probably looked past them tbh. Understandable.
It's really good for Illinois that Cuonzo is doing this. He'll be around for awhile keeping your program mediocre. You have a bunch of Illinois rejects that are butthurt and angry and come out to play their wittle hearts out in their biggest game of the season. We have bigger things to worry about than the little sisters in Missouri.
You're our bitch.
The potential best player in college basketball isn't even starting for his own team? Damn. Texas is going to be toying with every team in America. Not fair.
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They have a group of 6 players above the rest of the team
Those 6 players change game to game.
But anyone who has been around the game sees his upside.
If Texas ends up playing in the Final 4 it will be because Kai Jones is dominating the game.
He probably needs more minutes, honestly. I mean, at least 25 minutes a game. It's hard to show significant progress during the middle of the season if you're constantly going in-and-out. If a coach thinks he might have one of the most talented players in the country, there's no reason to only play him 20 minutes a night. Even if he gets more minutes, it's hard to imagine him being more effective at the college level than Luka Garza, Jared Butler, Cade Cunningham, Marcus Zegarowski, or Ayo Dosunmu.
Talking about winning games. You are talking about stats. Two different things.
You barely won despite Illinois playing like trash. You went in raw? Hadn't noticed.congrats on the dry hand job from the voters after Mizzou went in you raw Saturday.
Lol Kai Jones isn't even a top 10 player.They have a group of 6 players above the rest of the team
Those 6 players change game to game.
But anyone who has been around the game sees his upside.
If Texas ends up playing in the Final 4 it will be because Kai Jones is dominating the game.
Lol Kai Jones isn't even a top 10 player.
Interesting. I have heard you get used to it over time. Poor guy.You barely won despite Illinois playing like trash. You went in raw? Hadn't noticed.
You mean that you know?Interesting. I have heard you get used to it over time. Poor guy.
Yea, Mizzou’s best players had a terrible game. Definitely won’t get away with against good teams.
Best you've got? I think we're done here. It was fun teaching you about your inferiority. Here's some more homework since you're no historian: go find Mizzou's final 4 appearances and come back when you're done.I’m no historian.
is that what you tell your boyfriend when he’s railing you? You seem very confused unless that’s the situation and your understanding who’s the bitch in this relationship. The rest of the world considers the cryin Illini the bitch based on the board.
is OSU your bitch in football too?
But that was 15 yrs ago.
I think the Illini has a excellent squad and have final 4 talent.
Good luck ...I’ll be rooting for Illinois to win a Big 10 title 😀
As opposed to Missouri being relevant when? I vaguely remember you guys having a sweet team with three exciting guards (English?) but didn’t that team shit the bed in the tournament?
Thought you’d never give up. I know betas take a long time to cry it out but you’re on another level.Best you've got? I think we're done here. It was fun teaching you about your inferiority. Here's some more homework since you're no historian: go find Mizzou's final 4 appearances and come back when you're done.
They had a really good team that year that choked in the first round. A few years earlier they went to the elite 8. Sadly, that run equaled Illinois’s total number of tourney wins in the last 15 years.
You must be a fast reader to go back to the beginning of time trying to find that final four appearance.Thought you’d never give up. I know betas take a long time to cry it out but you’re on another level.
So Illinois’ stretch of irrelevancy essentially equals the best stretch in Missouri history?
Why doesn’t Wiki list Missouri’s final fours? Were they vacated like our Fab Five years?
Congrats on the participation award. Who got their shit pushed Saturday? LaughingLaughingYou must be a fast reader to go back to the beginning of time trying to find that final four appearance.
I’d say both have been irrelevant. That’s why this is funny.
Missouri’s best years were under Norm Stewart.
If I were a fan of a team in arguably the most talent-rich area in the nation, I’m not sure I’d be proud of two final fours in the last 70 or so years.
3 point win is getting your shit pushed in? What do you call whatever your program has been doing its entire lowly existence?Congrats on the participation award. Who got their shit pushed Saturday? LaughingLaughing
Don't bother. I put baracus on ignore way back. Probably why he's so worked up.And I’m going to spend more time making fun of the guys who came out of nowhere to brag about their program that has never made a final four than the regular here.
Don't bother. I put baracus on ignore way back. Probably why he's so worked up.
Lol, I don't need to eat crow. I saw that Illinois, while having a bad game, is as good as Missouri playing their hearts out. We're the better team and we'll finish the better team - like always.Yes. Taste it. Your team lost. Eat crow and stop being a huge doosh.
LaughingIf the bitch is the one sliding their kawk down the others throat every year, then yes, I guess Mizzou is the bitch.
Taste it. Scoreboard.
LOLrecruiting stars? You've got Cuonzo's jizz dripping from your chin and your bring up recruiting stars? You're one pathetic loser. You must be having a really hard time being so inferior to a team you hate so much. I didn't even watch the game. Cryin Illini is a boring b10 with delusional whinny fans. Congrats on your second place trophy. Who brags about second place from over a decade ago? You might want to wipe that off your chin, you might just run into Cuonzo again before the seasons over.
I watch Illinois win 70% of the games we play against Mizzou, and I watch it every year. It's cute the kittens are finally putting up a fight, but like every time you do this, we stack a much longer, much more brutal streak on its back. Unfortunate you guys won't be fielding a competitive team again for a long time. It was just getting cute watching you believe you've almost pulled yourself back to mediocrity.Did you watch the game? You seem to be unaware of the outcome. Cuonzo went it dry (again) - FYI. The Cryin Illini game has become just another boring non-con easy win. I also don't watch Mizzou play Kent State in football. Obviously this is a big deal for you. Do you live in east st. louis or something?
This isn’t newNow @Jaycg15 is getting his face deep dicked RollLaugh
You think 15-16 record wasn't mediocre? Ah, that explains it. You have no perception because you've been shit for so long. Makes sense.If Mizzou is not quite yet to mediocrity, yet deep dick your face every year, what adjective would you give for your squad? Cuonzo cum dumpster? I like it.
I just reread your post and realized you're an old balls and now I feel bad. It also explains the delusion. I'm going to go caps to make this easier for you to read and as a show of respect. SUCK OUR DICKS AND EAT OUR SHITS!
Took longer to run him off than I thought. Old stubborn bastard.
Took longer to run him off than I thought. Old stubborn bastard.
@Jaycg15 got deep dad dicked in the face.