A couple of weeks ago when I googled "almost naked fat woman" it pretty much just gave me a bunch of naked fat women. Stupid google!
I had thought my wife was in the shower but she was in the kitchen and we have a cased opening that looks into the living room and I was sitting in the chair right below it. She saw me looking at the pictures of a really big n' nasty woman with 300 pound knockers. Felt pretty awkward. She just said, "that's what you're into, huh?" I just said, yep and went about it.