Place to put my Nonsense Thread.
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I got proper splashed.
I do 3 miles a day and it's raining a little. My last part of my route is on 4 lane road. I'm going on, looking forward to the finsh line and splash. Huge wave of suck. I stop at a grocer to get some gateraide as part of my routine and dude was there. Driving a Porshe SUV. I might have taken it better if it was a Chevy but dude in a Porsche bothered me. I didn't say anythingl. I was cursing him while taking a shower.
I do 3 miles a day and it's raining a little. My last part of my route is on 4 lane road. I'm going on, looking forward to the finsh line and splash. Huge wave of suck. I stop at a grocer to get some gateraide as part of my routine and dude was there. Driving a Porshe SUV. I might have taken it better if it was a Chevy but dude in a Porsche bothered me. I didn't say anythingl. I was cursing him while taking a shower.
That is an easy one. look and you will see less T's than any other letter in the word clit, so look for the T and search. Your answer is in the bottom line, first T spelled backwards angling to the left.OK, I'm done looking, this is getting boring.
Now if there is something more, and I think your joking ass have set me up, oh well. 🤣
My wife wants you to tell her what kind of guys sits around in their underwear hitting each other in the "testicles".
🤣 🤣
That's a modified version of the one I usually tell.
In mine, the husband comes home drunk from a night out with his buddies, crawls under the covers from the foot of the bed and starts giving the ole cooter a tongue lashing. She gets off and he goes out to the kitchen to get some water. Trips on the dog bowls and makes a crashing noise. His wife looks up from from the couch and says "shhhh, you're gonna wake up my mom, she's in our bed"
I welch every time I think about that one. 🤢
Some dudes don't know those dates are on there, because they don't unroll theirs all the way.
Pretty funny. I was drunk one night reading through my emails I noticed one from the town hall group conversation that I have been a part of for the past 3 years. It was encouraging me to add my pronouns to my town hall email profile. I drunkenly put "born with a penis" and forgot all about it. Just went looking through my emails and saw where I have been removed from the group. Lol
Very cringe that any group would ask someone to do that. Any time I see someone with those on a dating app, immediate swipe left. If I thought you were anything other than a woman, I’m looking in the wrong spot.
Yeah. We're in weird times. A slight correction though. I actually put "assigned a penis at birth".
I love Kentucky for a lot of reasons, but fvck this guy. Could help thousands of people if it were to be made medically legal. We are so ass backwards on some things.
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