Ok. Instead of the dreaded avatar bet, I will allow you an easy way out.
1. You can't post of picture of you sticking two fingers up your anus.
Or
2. You can post a picture of you sticking a finger up your wife or girlfriends anus, assuming you have one (and I don't want to see ball sack in the picture, because it's really you telling us it's your wife/gf or some random dude)
Or
3. You can post a picture of you rubbing your dogs anus, assuming you have one. If not, you can post a picture of you rubbing hails dogs anus.
The choice is yours.