As a Tech grad, and someone who actually knows Chris Beard, there’s a less than zero percent chance he ever leaves for Mich or the B10, period. So rest your head, he would politely decline to speak with Meechegan, but they know that and won’t make the call to him.
That said, being objective, I read the blog above and found it quite entertaining and well written! To whomever wrote it, Bravo sir!!
I'll bet that Beard told you that personally, didn't he?