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Matt Haarms

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Dec 17, 2017
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Has the best head of hair in basketball. Prove me wrong

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Even in action, it is perfectly quaffed like a young Dolph Lundgren
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Wrong. Look up our walk on Teahan. Looks like an extra from don’t tell mom the babysitters dead.
 
Wrong. Look up our walk on Teahan. Looks like an extra from don’t tell mom the babysitters dead.
I'm taking Haarms in this contest, sir.

For that matter, I'm willing to throw down an Andrew Jackson greenback that Haarms has better hair than any player on any of my rivals rosters, including UK (excluding coaching staff. Everyone knows John Robic has the most glorious locks in all of sports. Wouldn't even be fair to include him).
 
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