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Let your knees touch your elbows Mizzou

As much as I wanna clown you guys I can't. I rather do it when you guys are good, in the discussion for a top seed/title contenders. I guess I'm getting soft. :eek:

Yea I gave you guys a little hell last year but it wasn’t to fun honestly. Idk how it was for you last year but we are so bad that for me all I do is laugh. Don’t mean to I just do. We are bad!!!

Don’t know if there is any Mizzo fans on here but good game (the game wasn’t good just giving props) I’d there is any of y’all. Kinda nice having other SEC teams have good teams.
 
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Kinda nice having other SEC teams have good teams.
I'm surprised there's not more SEC fans here crowing about beating Kentucky.

Maybe that's just reserved for one fanbase who we haven't even played yet. ;)

*kidding. No one should crow about beating this UK team.
 
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Watching the Calipari era is like jerking off to porn.

Starts out great, nut, and then fall asleep only to wake up with the tissue still stuck to my hand.

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No, it’s more like your about to ‘splode and it changes from her butthole to his o face and that’s what you finish to.
 
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Ouch.



Saw that on twitter and KSR added this.

“Joel stayed for that reason and I wanna see the kid (Clarke) practice tomorrow and Friday to see if there’s any chance he can play against Tennessee. He didn’t need to be here. In basketball, when you’re looking at a guy, what, we needed a cheerleader? He didn’t need to be here. He needs to get ready to try to play that game Saturday. If he can’t practice without limping Thursday and Friday, he won’t play Saturday and we just keep him out and see where this thing goes. It comes to a point where you’re out five, six weeks means you’re just not capable. The game’s too much for you to play at all. But that’s why we left him at home.”
 
^ call that what you will on Cal calling out players. However, if dude just wanted to be recruited and "play" at UK, then unwedgie his vagina and play ball. His draft stock has dropped like a stone.

With UK's luck this year, he'll come back and re-injure the same ankle and the storyline will be "Calipari forced the kid back".
 
Ouch.



Saw that on twitter and KSR added this.

“Joel stayed for that reason and I wanna see the kid (Clarke) practice tomorrow and Friday to see if there’s any chance he can play against Tennessee. He didn’t need to be here. In basketball, when you’re looking at a guy, what, we needed a cheerleader? He didn’t need to be here. He needs to get ready to try to play that game Saturday. If he can’t practice without limping Thursday and Friday, he won’t play Saturday and we just keep him out and see where this thing goes. It comes to a point where you’re out five, six weeks means you’re just not capable. The game’s too much for you to play at all. But that’s why we left him at home.”
Blown out labia.
 
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You might as well pile on. We're all laughing at this point.

*If I can't shit on myself, how can I ask others to.

In that case I just figured I’d ask. Does Cal win enough games this year to be paid less than $1 million per win?

I wonder what the most any college team has paid a coach per win in a season.
 
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In that case I just figured I’d ask. Does Cal win enough games this year to be paid less than $1 million per win?

I wonder what the most any college team has paid a coach per win in a season.
Jokes aside. This stat has to be up there all time.

Saying UK is #1 isn't something I like to associate with this stat.
 
Ouch.



Saw that on twitter and KSR added this.

“Joel stayed for that reason and I wanna see the kid (Clarke) practice tomorrow and Friday to see if there’s any chance he can play against Tennessee. He didn’t need to be here. In basketball, when you’re looking at a guy, what, we needed a cheerleader? He didn’t need to be here. He needs to get ready to try to play that game Saturday. If he can’t practice without limping Thursday and Friday, he won’t play Saturday and we just keep him out and see where this thing goes. It comes to a point where you’re out five, six weeks means you’re just not capable. The game’s too much for you to play at all. But that’s why we left him at home.”

That’s crazy. My son hurt his leg/knee back in August. It started out as a mild limp but now he can hardly walk on it. We’ve had x-rays and a MRI and when we went to Bowling Green today to see the orthopedic doctor and he said the MRI looks perfectly normal. Frustrated doesn’t even begin to explain how we feel. The doctor wants us to do another 4 weeks of physical therapy to see if that will loosen up his leg any.
 
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Ouch.



Saw that on twitter and KSR added this.

“Joel stayed for that reason and I wanna see the kid (Clarke) practice tomorrow and Friday to see if there’s any chance he can play against Tennessee. He didn’t need to be here. In basketball, when you’re looking at a guy, what, we needed a cheerleader? He didn’t need to be here. He needs to get ready to try to play that game Saturday. If he can’t practice without limping Thursday and Friday, he won’t play Saturday and we just keep him out and see where this thing goes. It comes to a point where you’re out five, six weeks means you’re just not capable. The game’s too much for you to play at all. But that’s why we left him at home.”

Wheels are officially off folks.



 
Wait for it folks! This is all part of the plan. We still can pull this one out tonight!











What a damn joke. 5 and ****ing 11.
 
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Louisville paid Pitino 10s of millions of dollars and he didn't win a single game in 4 years.
You know that your program sucks when you have to resort to bringing up old, worn out jokes about your rival. Pitino has been gone for a few years, your coach has been exposed THIS YEAR. Stay on topic kdogg.
 
I don’t get why Kentucky didn’t foul the last nine seconds? Teams have come back from that, it was similar to the UConn game when Calipari said they would’ve hit their free throws anyway.
 
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I don’t get why Kentucky didn’t foul the last nine seconds? Teams have come back from that, it was similar to the UConn game when Calipari said they would’ve hit their free throws anyway.

Calipari doesn't understand math or anything really these days
 
Yea I gave you guys a little hell last year but it wasn’t to fun honestly. Idk how it was for you last year but we are so bad that for me all I do is laugh. Don’t mean to I just do. We are bad!!!

Don’t know if there is any Mizzo fans on here but good game (the game wasn’t good just giving props) I’d there is any of y’all. Kinda nice having other SEC teams have good teams.


Most are debating whether the team is good enough because we're not the favorites to win the title.

Just normal stuff.
 
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