JimboBBN vs Mountain Lion

[JimboBBN]

You could attack from a tree. That would give you enough of an elevated position to jump down and put a death grip on his juggular.

I think you could do it.

I love that you have faith in me Schooner, you're a true friend. But it would be an uphill climb

 

[TheDude1]

Tale of the tape:

Jimbo - 6'2, 220 lbs, assuming I have a knife as my weapon, no gun

Mountain Lion - 3 feet tall, we will say 200 lbs (they go from 120 - 220)

I give myself a 50/50 shot.

Sorry brother, I think you are done for.

Hopefully the mountain lion can run point.

 

[JimboBBN]

Sorry brother, I think you are done for.

Hopefully the mountain lion can run point.

No faith in me. No wonder you never pass me the ball when you get it in the post

 

[schoonerwest]

I love that you have faith in me Schooner, you're a true friend. But it would be an uphill climb

Not sure what the largest land animal is I could take but I'm pretty sure I could take a manatee. They're so slow and docile. If my one tool to use was a diving tank then I would just hold onto it and keep it from surfacing.

 

[JimboBBN]

Not sure what the largest land animal is I could take but I'm pretty sure I could take a manatee. They're so slow and docile. If my one tool to use was a diving tank then I would just hold onto it and keep it from surfacing.

What about an elephant seal? These things are monsters

 

[schoonerwest]

What about an elephant seal? These things are monsters

Don’t like my chances.

 

[hailtoyourvictor]

Don’t like my chances.

Bore it to death by making it watch King Kong (1933) and then pin it for the victory.

 

[schoonerwest]

Bore it to death by making it watch King Kong (1933) and then pin it for the victory.

It’d die quicker if it was forced to watch Michigan football.

 

[TheDude1]

No way, elephant seal is a BEAST.

 

[bkingUK]

To credit it @JimboBBN, he might be able to take one of these.

 

[TheDude1]

Oh yeah, bobcats are hellfire but pretty small.

 

[ThroughBlue]

To the ones taking the cat in this bout, learn Appalachian Caucasian male

 

[JimboBBN]

To the ones taking the cat in this bout, learn Appalachian Caucasian male

Thank you, everyone acts like I won't be drunk and crazy in this fight.

 

[TheDude1]

Thank you, everyone acts like I won't be drunk and crazy in this fight.

You know who else will be crazy in this fight?































This guy.

 

[JimboBBN]

You know who else will be crazy in this fight?































This guy.

I’m bigger and smarter. I would be favored to win

 

[TheDude1]

I’m bigger and smarter. I would be favored to win

You are bigger.












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