Clown Team '23-'24 Edition
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I'm looking forward to UK getting the broom out for the 2nd year in a row. C'mon Della, you know it's gonna happen.
I think I could write a country music song about your life filled with heartbreak and disappointment. I'm sure KY bourbon would be in there too.
Just make sure the bourbon is Blanton's when you write it.
I suppose you'll be wanting a "by" line for that.
I couldn't write a song about UT Mens basketball...they've accomplished so little that the best I could do is probably a Haiku.
Tennessee Mens Hoops
Over One Hundred Long Years
One banner hanging
Over One Hundred Long Years
One banner hanging
lol, this is fun. We need a thread just for haikus...
One and done era
Ashley Judd's armpit stained shirt
Calipari sucks
Ooh, I'm in:
I hate sixteen seeds
Fifteen Seeds, thirteen seeds too
Fvck, my life does suck
DePaul basketball
Strickland, Cummings, Aguirre
Living in the past
Strickland, Cummings, Aguirre
Living in the past
It's hard to fathom
Losing to a sixteen seed
Has to suck fat balls
Losing to a sixteen seed
Has to suck fat balls
I am going to talk mad ish against Purdue
Once we win the Maui invitational, or else I won't
My turn for a Haiku!
Brought three 7 footers
Played none
All your moms are skanks
Brought three 7 footers
Played none
All your moms are skanks
I hope Musselman loses every game for the rest of his career.
Arky will prob pull it out. When I ragged Cuse for getting slaughtered by Colgate they made an all-time comeback. 🤣
Michigan just lost a home game to Long Beach State, whose only other win was against Depaul. Yikes!
Maryland is putting on an offensive showcase with 15 points with 15:57 left to go in the game.
Doesn't look like Arkansas is going to pull this one out. Dey in deep shit.
Yes. My jinx only has so much power. Used it all on Colgate and it hasn’t had time to fully recharge yet. 🤣
Eh, they'll still beat Tennessee, so it's fine.
Nah. Pretty poor shooting. 2/19 from 3. If they repeat performances like this, they won’t win many. I hope it’s a bad game, but maybe this is what they are. We’ll see.
Eh, Musselman will take off his shirt and tell them.to win one for the gipper and they'll be fine.
Just beat Tennessee and all is good.
They went on an offensive barrage! 27 points with 6:55 left. Good thing they ran off Turgeon. 😬
Maybe, but y’all won’t.
