Are you a bastard?

[Rod Dangerfield]

I’m not. My parents were married in 1965. I was born in 1977.

 

[ExitFlagger]

 

[ABVolsFan92]

My dad died when I was 9 so I guess so

 

[della]

My dad died when I was 9 so I guess so

That makes no sense.

 

[ABVolsFan92]

That makes no sense.

It depends on the meaning now some people call a child without a father a bastard

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

It depends on the meaning now some people call a child without a father a bastard

Born out of wedlock.

 

[Random UK Fan]

I’m not. My parents were married in 1965. I was born in 1977.

Nope. Loved from day one by 2 parents.

 

[della]

It depends on the meaning now some people call a child without a father a bastard

A bastard is a child born out of wedlock.

 

[ExitFlagger]

One of these definitely applies to the OP.

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bastard​

[ bas-terd ]

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noun

1. a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child.
   
   
2. Slang.
   • a vicious, despicable, or thoroughly disliked person: Some bastard slashed the tires on my car.
   • a person, especially a man: The poor bastard broke his leg.

1. • something irregular, inferior, spurious, or unusual.
     
     

 

[della]

One of these definitely applies to the OP.

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bastard​

[ bas-terd ]

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noun

1. a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child.
   
   
2. Slang.
   • a vicious, despicable, or thoroughly disliked person: Some bastard slashed the tires on my car.
   • a person, especially a man: The poor bastard broke his leg.

1. • something irregular, inferior, spurious, or unusual.
     

No doubt.

 

[CB3UK]

A salty bastard? Absolutely

A bastard by birth? No

 

[winin11]

yes

 

[treyforuk]

Parents married in nov., 1959. I was born in June. 1960. Plus my mom called me a damn little bass turd my childhood.


Dammit, I'm a bass turd!!!

 

[Demarcus Kidd-Miller]

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

Parents married in nov., 1959. I was born in June. 1960. Plus my mom called me a damn little bass turd my childhood.


Dammit, I'm a bass turd!!!

I think the term for that is a “belly bastard.”

 

[kyjeff1]

Nope. Loved from day one by 2 parents.

You should tell the whole story. They were very successful people.

 

[WojoRising]

You should tell the whole story. They were very successful people.

Yeah, this has “my dads” written all over it