Wood you Wednesday

[LetsGoDuke301]

 

[WojoRising]

Wood put a bullet in my head before I would

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Wood put a bullet in my head before I would

Well, she doesn't have a penis. So we already know she's not your type.

 

[bMORE607]

Wood not

Spoiler

Pull out

Spoiler

A couple of drinks and standards go right out the door

 

[uncfan in ky]

Is there a “hell no” option?

 

[JL-23]

Looks like someone who shotguns natty ice in the infield of a nascar race and ask if you have any Marlboro lights left.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Well, she doesn't have a penis. So we already know she's not your type.

With an ass like that would it matter?

My biggest fear of going to jail is my bitch tits. I have oversized male mammaries.

 

[toonces11]

I bet she takes huge dumps

 

[KYtotheCore]

I would . . . but I wouldn't make her first choice. Also, as long as it's not a dude.

 

[AWilli6995]

Dammitt I would, I wouldn’t wanna do a woman that looks like she’s hungry. Thick and curvy is where it’s at!

 

[SNU0821]

Eight to eighty. Blind, crippled or crazy. I'll *uck them all!

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Dammitt I would, I wouldn’t wanna do a woman that looks like she’s hungry. Thick and curvy is where it’s at!

...and hopefully black.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Is there a “hell no” option?

I think you are underestimating the powers of persuasion. She's ugly AF, yes. But that's a smooth plump ass. I think just 4 beers and you would change your mind.

Looks like someone who shotguns natty ice in the infield of a nascar race and ask if you have any Marlboro lights left.

So that's a wood for you.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

...and hopefully black.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Wood you Wednesday?

@TheDude1

 

[uncfan in ky]

I think you are underestimating the powers of persuasion. She's ugly AF, yes. But that's a smooth plump ass. I think just 4 beers and you would change your mind.



So that's a wood for you.

Doubt it. I like my women short & blonde.

 

[SNU0821]

@TheDude1

Too old for @TheDude1. Pretty sure he likes them MUCH younger.

 

[KisteK]

Looks like someone who shotguns natty ice in the infield of a nascar race and ask if you have any Marlboro lights left.

So, yes.

Sames.

 

[bMORE607]

So, yes.

Sames.

 

[ndesgeorges]

If single, on a dry spell, drunk and in a good mood...wood

 

[kyjeff1]

Be all over it. Not going to marry her, but I'd hit it all day.

 

[tw3301]

Looks like someone who shotguns natty ice in the infield of a nascar race and ask if you have any Marlboro lights left.

what exactly is wrong with that?

 

[Spacegrass]

With an ass like that would it matter?

My biggest fear of going to jail is my bitch tits. I have oversized male mammaries.

Yea my first inclination was "fvck her in the a$$". Glad I wasn't the only one. Cheers!

 

[Spacegrass]

Bubba totally wood. Chances of a 2nd round totally dependent on how good the sex is.

 

[Spacegrass]

That is awesome now but in 20 years and kids that shit is gonna likely be gigantic.

 

[Spacegrass]

Wood put a bullet in my head before I would

Little fellas like you would get broken in half by a big pair of a$$ and titties.

 

[ndesgeorges]

Is there a “hell no” option?

Picture this..youre three moonshine n farts (or whatever people in KY drink) deep. Perfect drunk. This girl thunders over to you, leans in, with presumably jalapeno popper breath, and whispers one of the most filthy things youve ever heard. Something that would make @WojoRising text his mom to come pick him up immediately. Youre telling me you would not get an Uber XL and go see what youre made of??

 

[uncfan in ky]

Picture this..youre three moonshine n farts (or whatever people in KY drink) deep. Perfect drunk. This girl thunders over to you, leans in, with presumably jalapeno popper breath, and whispers one of the most filthy things youve ever heard. Something that would make @WojoRising text his mom to come pick him up immediately. Youre telling me you would not get an Uber XL and go see what youre made of??

First of all I don’t drink alcohol.
Second, she looks like a dude. I like a nice short girl with a bubble ass.

 

[bMORE607]

First of all I don’t drink alcohol.
Second, she looks like a dude. I like a nice short girl with a bubble ass.

 

[ndesgeorges]

First of all I don’t drink alcohol.
Second, she looks like a dude. I like a nice short girl with a bubble ass.

When do you bang fat chicks then?

 

[WojoRising]

Little fellas like you would get broken in half by a big pair of a$$ and titties.

Exactly. If the ability to break anything in half is a descriptor of any woman, well, you’re doing it wrong.

 

[JL-23]

what exactly is wrong with that?

Shiiiitttt let me tailgate with some Louisville fans and take some shots of crown royal and I'll be in there like swimwear. @UL1986 you down for a London bridge brah?

 

[anon_0astpxev9h4gk]

Shiiiitttt let me tailgate with some Louisville fans and take some shots of crown royal and I'll be in there like swimwear. @UL1986 you down for a London bridge brah?

Ehhh Crowns gross doe. That’s cat jewce. Get me some Elmer T. Lee

 

[Spacegrass]

Exactly. If the ability to break anything in half is a descriptor of any woman, well, you’re doing it wrong.

Lemme guess.... 5'6 140?

 

[WojoRising]

Lemme guess.... 5'6 140?

6’4, 204

 

[Spacegrass]

6’4, 204

Photo or GTFO

 

[WojoRising]

Photo or GTFO

Bra, I've provided several photos. I'll see if I can dig up one proving I'm 6'4

 

[Spacegrass]

Bra, I've provided several photos. I'll see if I can dig up one proving I'm 6'4

Everyone is 6'4 on the internet.

 

[uncfan in ky]

Everyone is 6'4 on the internet.

I’m not, I’m only 6’1.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

I am a 5'10" giant.