Wood you Wednesday numero dos

[mebeblue2]

Nothing against midgets. But not having sex with one , unless serious pay day for me is involved. If she was 4'11" no issues. But 4'3" is too much or maybe it's not enough? You get my point.

what if the 4'3" is a acrobat

 

[Spacegrass]

what if the 4'3" is a acrobat

Nah man. Sausage fingers.

 

[npreston]

This week's edition features this 4' 3" beauty from Brazil.

FOUR FOOT THREE!

No way. Too much like being a creeper with a feee candy van.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

No way. Too much like being a creeper with a feee candy van.

What if she was driving the van?

 

[speedfrk]

Nyet

 

[npreston]

What if she was driving the van?

Can she even reach the pedals?

 

[ndesgeorges]

Oddly enough its a no from me

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Can she even reach the pedals?

They make alterations to vehicles to accommodate people who are less fortunate you insensitive prick.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Oddly enough its a no from me

It's not odd at all. Seeing how she is a female.

 

[npreston]

They make alterations to vehicles to accommodate people who are less fortunate you insensitive prick.

Less fortunate? Is she on food stamps, too? I don’t fvck poors, either. That’s two strikes against her.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Less fortunate? Is she on food stamps, too? I don’t fvck poors, either. That’s two strikes against her.

That's very progressive of you.

 

[npreston]

That's very progressive of you.

Fvckin A.

 

[coryfly]

That is pretty short. I dated a girl for a while who was 5' even and 90 lbs once. It was fun, lol.

 

[brooky03]

knot. fake boobs really turn me off.

 

[ExitFlagger]

Midgets with fake tits. Gotta love this generation.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Everybody's lining up for the keg leg midget, I see...RollLaugh

With those proportions and shapes, it would be like doing a slightly (emphasis on slightly) oversized toddler.

Bunch of perverts coming out of the chomo closet perhaps?

Midgets with fake tits. Gotta love this generation.

Just so everyone knows. This guy voted "wood".

 

[Spacegrass]

Just so everyone knows. This guy voted "wood".

Why it's sometimes good to not know your fellow posters.

 

[JimboBBN]

That is pretty short. I dated a girl for a while who was 5' even and 90 lbs once. It was fun, lol.

I'm with you. Short girls are fun as shit in the bedroom. Buncha homos ITT

 

[Spacegrass]

I'm with you. Short girls are fun as shit in the bedroom. Buncha homos ITT

There is short girls and then we have midgets. Midget sex makes you a weirdo. 4'3" is a midget or whatever the democrats say we should call them.

 

[I am stupid]

Thats why you don't vote in these polls. 20 years from now you could run for president and they will say that you voted yes to banging a midget so you must be a pedofile or you voted no so you hate little people.

 

[Spacegrass]

Thats why you don't vote in these polls. 20 years from now you could run for president and they will say that you voted yes to banging a midget so you must be a pedofile or you voted no so you hate little people.

You can not hate little people and not be sexually aroused by them at the same time ya know?

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

You can not hate little people and not be sexually aroused by them at the same time ya know?

So if this girl was trying to put it on you, you would say no?

 

[I am stupid]

You can not hate little people and not be sexually aroused by them at the same time ya know?

Not in politics. You are either a pedofile or hate little people. Just like if you support abortion you love murdering babies.

 

[Spacegrass]

So if this girl was trying to put it on you, you would say no?

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Yes a hard no.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Yes a hard no.

Calling bullshit.

 

[Spacegrass]

Not in politics. You are either a pedofile or hate little people. Just like if you support abortion you love murdering babies.

Obviously by the voting "Midget Porn" isn't the niche market I thought it was.

 

[Spacegrass]

Calling bullshit.

That's cool man. Nothing in my penis reacts to any of what you have posted.

 

[I am stupid]

ALright guys. Do me a favor and search ebay for this, "Art Monk Washington Redskins authentic Starter Pro Line 1993 game model jersey" Am I just a pervert, or is the pics a little revealing?

I would link, but I'm not sure how the mods are these days.

 

[Spacegrass]

ALright guys. Do me a favor and search ebay for this, "Art Monk Washington Redskins authentic Starter Pro Line 1993 game model jersey" Am I just a pervert, or is the pics a little revealing?

I would link, but I'm not sure how the mods are these days.

I mean they are trying to get guys to buy something and it's football related. Girls in underwear is a pretty good marketing concept if that is your core market.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

That's cool man. Nothing in my penis reacts to any of what you have posted.

????

 

[Spacegrass]

????

No on Fabio either.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

No on Fabio either.

Man. You have high standards.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

No on Fabio either.

Otters?

 

[Spacegrass]

Otters?

Only if they have laser beams and photon crystals.

 

[JimboBBN]

There is short girls and then we have midgets. Midget sex makes you a weirdo. 4'3" is a midget or whatever the democrats say we should call them.

I think 4’3 is my limit as far as shortness. If she was any shorter, probably a no. But you’re a gay if you wouldn’t tap it once.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Only if they have laser beams and photon crystals.

I'm sure they won't mind.

 

[Spacegrass]

I think 4’3 is my limit as far as shortness. If she was any shorter, probably a no. But you’re a gay if you wouldn’t tap it once.

Sorry man can't do it. She looks like something from Willy Wonka.

 

[JimboBBN]

Sorry man can't do it. She looks like something from Willy Wonka.

Turn the lights off

 

[Spacegrass]

Turn the lights off

Nah man. If ya gonna do it you always gotta know where ya shootin

 

[ExitFlagger]

Just so everyone knows. This guy voted "wood".

Oh no. I've been exposed.

Yep, if I were drunk, I probably "wood."

I was joking about the people here that are salivating over the idea.

Besides that, making a comment about the weirdness of society doesn't necessarily mean I'm excluding myself from it.