Wood you Wednesday numero dos
- Thread starter LetsGoDuke301
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Of course....but bummed we can't do it on a roller coaster 
It would def be a confidence booster. Your junk would look enormous in her tiny little hands. (comments like these are why its best to remain anonymous on here)
I mean, except for the two gays, @dukedevilz and @Fix My Account . At the moment.Everybody's lining up for the keg leg midget, I see...
I mean I prefer women with smaller feet and hands. But not sausage finger small. Just too weird. Maybe a Blowjowski.
All I know is the fact that the midget is arguably getting more "Wood" votes than last week makes me think y'all are into some weird sh!t.
All I know is the fact that the midget is arguably getting more "Wood" votes than last week makes me think y'all are into some weird sh!t.
Eh, she looks a bit strange, in terms of proportions. But I am sure, in the moment and if I had had a drink or two...
Man, but that is TINY.
Man, but that is TINY.
Are all 4 no votes so far from Duke and UNC fans? Man the jokes just write themselves 
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Wait, are you sure on those measurements? Because if so, that is a REALLY low couch.
Maybe it's a custom midget couch? Maybe she is standing further away from the couch and closer to the camera than it appears? Not sure.
anon_0astpxev9h4gk
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Actually my mom was white, thank God my pops was black & I don’t need a midget to make my junk look big.
With those proportions and shapes, it would be like doing a slightly (emphasis on slightly) oversized toddler.
Bunch of perverts coming out of the chomo closet perhaps?
Bunch of perverts coming out of the chomo closet perhaps?
add me to the no vote *** list. I mean, unless I was drunk.Are all 4 no votes so far from Duke and UNC fans? Man the jokes just write themselves
Whether you wood or wood knot automatically takes being drunk into consideration.
If that's the case then just mark me a yes on everyone going forward.
You will be the target of next week's edition.
the thing about it, a midget has the same size torso as a regular sized person
so if she is cute..............go for it
Nothing against midgets. But not having sex with one , unless serious pay day for me is involved. If she was 4'11" no issues. But 4'3" is too much or maybe it's not enough? You get my point.
