Stay in your lane, Kyle Guy. - NCAA

[IUfanBorden]

I had a nice girl try to get me to settle down with her at 21 years old. Looking back I can say now that I hadn’t even begun warming up yet to my crazy years. Haha. She was already talking about children, buying a house, etc. That surely would have ended poorly had I committed to her (which I had to tell her probably 10x times that wasn’t happening with me anytime soon). She tried though.

Went the same path. And though I doubt it would have been a bad decision---She's now a doctor, I just was not ready for that. We dated junior/senior year in HS....Frosh/soph year in college. I left school, enlisted in the service. She wanted to get married. I actually almost committed. BUT----When I got to AIT, got to go on a weekend pass? Yeah---I was like----Naaaah.....Waaaaay to much furburger to get after.

Great girl, though.

 

[FFWhite]

Cam Newton gets $200,000 and Guy can't get a toaster oven

 

[schoonerwest]

Cam Newton gets $200,000 and Guy can't get a toaster oven

NCAA: You want to set up a fake degree program for athletes that spans decades?

Guy: No, I want a wedding registry.

NCAA: Woah, fvck you buddy. That’s way out of bounds



Gotta credit @JQVol for that line the other day

 

[FFWhite]

Guy just told NCAA to shove it up their arse with his big shots