Should women be allowed to fart?

[bkingUK]

?

 

[npreston]

Yes, although it must be pointed in the direction of a Missouri fan.

 

[KisteK]

Women don't fart..

Laughing Who told you that?!

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

Not my woman. Your woman? Sure.

 

[hailtoyourvictor]

Had a patient fart on my hand once while her feet were in pelvic exam stirrups. She laughed and apologized. I didn’t find it as funny.

 

[northeastspartan]

The cake farts website (which I'm pretty sure doesn't exist anymore) was kinda hot in a totally weird way

 

[829305]

Women don't fart..

Laughing Who told you that?!

What a great answer.

 

[schoonerwest]

Op has had a girlfriend for 2 years and still won’t fart in front of her. He probably won’t take a shit at her house either. Laughing

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Absolutely not.

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Had a patient fart on my hand once while her feet were in pelvic exam stirrups. She laughed and apologized. I didn’t find it as funny.

Is that common at a dentist's office?

 

[anon_0astpxev9h4gk]

Depends

 

[tw3301]

Had a patient fart on my hand once while her feet were in pelvic exam stirrups. She laughed and apologized. I didn’t find it as funny.

Where was your hand? You sound like you work for Michigan State.

 

[hailtoyourvictor]

Where was your hand? You sound like you work for Michigan State.

Too close to ground zero of a fart

 

[bkingUK]

Op has had a girlfriend for 2 years and still won’t fart in front of her. He probably won’t take a shit at her house either. Laughing

No she's ripping farts around me. I'm giving stern warnings

 

[Kevin Bryan]

No she's ripping farts around me. I'm giving stern warnings

Grosses me out. It's like my worst nightmare. Would never be able to get a boner again around a woman that I have heard/smelled fart in my presence.

 

[KYtotheCore]

Not sure if I was allowed to link it or not, so to be safe just go to pornhub and type in facefarting. Unreal.

 

[sdave]

?

Try and stop them. They are just more discrete.

Have you ever been around a woman that mostly eats raw vegetables? They are farting machines.

 

[IUfanBorden]

When you get to me and the wife' age...it gets harder to tell a fart from that of cracking joints..

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Yanet Garcia could fart all day long around me. As for some normal chick it's gross. I never did it around chicks I dated but some did I completely ignored it. Shits gross especially if it mushrooms

 

[Spacegrass]

 

[1Tripoda]

yes, yes yes...especially them sexy blonde ones...
Just telling me I can plug it in any holes I wanted to....

 

[ravenman10]

You get married and all bets are off. On both sides.

 

[mebeblue2]

how many of you would kick Jessica Alba out of bed for farting?

 

[soldier vet]

Grosses me out. It's like my worst nightmare. Would never be able to get a boner again around a woman that I have heard/smelled fart in my presence.

Living in a state like KY, who are you kidding. The whole state smells like $hit

 

[mebeblue2]

Living in a state like KY, who are you kidding. The whole state smells like $hit

i always suspected that you were very ignorant

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Living in a state like KY, who are you kidding. The whole state smells like $hit

I don't live in Kentucky, but your attempt at humor could use some serious work.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

First time I heard queefing, I didn't know what it was. I starting going limp because I thought she was farting.

I started looking down at her "eye" to see if it moving when I heard it.

 

[KYtotheCore]

First time I heard queefing, I didn't know what it was. I starting going limp because I thought she was farting.

I started looking down at her "eye" to see if it moving when I heard it.

RollLaugh

 

[KYtotheCore]

My wife just happened to see this thread title and promptly said "I wasn't aware we aren't allowed to. Did something change?"

 

[bkingUK]

My wife just happened to see this thread title and promptly said "I wasn't aware we aren't allowed to. Did something change?"

I am all for the rights of women, but this is a slippery slope. They should not be farting in earshot or smellshot. No exceptions. Sorry @KisteK.

If your wife wants to fart, tell her to go to Canada.

 

[KisteK]