Also, I'll tell you what to avoid: Joe's Crabshack. I don't know what made me want to go there, maybe this thread, but Joe's Crabshack has been on riverfront for like 20 years and I haven't been in at least 15.
First there was a Jeep Wrangler convention going on next to it, which drew some weird ass people who were like hybrid redneck types who REALLY love their jeeps.
Then we waited 45 minutes with said weird Wrangler people for a table. The waiters sang happy birthday for little kids and grown adults 3 times in an hour. They make birthday people do the hula dance while they sing, which entertained hybrid rednecks, but made me feel like I was in the movie Idiocracy.
The fish tasted like rubber. And while sitting there I had to watch hybrid rednecks with bibs on devour lobster like they were crazed crack addicts getting their fix.
Will not go back... probably ever.
First there was a Jeep Wrangler convention going on next to it, which drew some weird ass people who were like hybrid redneck types who REALLY love their jeeps.
Then we waited 45 minutes with said weird Wrangler people for a table. The waiters sang happy birthday for little kids and grown adults 3 times in an hour. They make birthday people do the hula dance while they sing, which entertained hybrid rednecks, but made me feel like I was in the movie Idiocracy.
The fish tasted like rubber. And while sitting there I had to watch hybrid rednecks with bibs on devour lobster like they were crazed crack addicts getting their fix.
Will not go back... probably ever.