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Listening to Walton sober is like watching a 3D movie without the glasses.
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Listening to Walton sober is like watching a 3D movie without the glasses.
Haha that's perfect. I want to say Pasch focuses on football during the fall season, but he's never shy of roasting Bill during the middle of a game. I loved that one time Bill expressed disappointment that Dave didn't come to his pool party and Dave responded along the lines of, "There is no way I'm ever getting in a pool that you own, Bill. I don't know what sorts of things you've done in there." Felt like he was hinting at some sort of hippy orgy.
We'll need to keep this thread active throughout the season. Walton will have plenty of amazing lines, I'm certain.
you forgot that we both also have big dick energy.
Ya'll don't get it-----Thats his gig. That's his niche....That's who he is, and why he was hired. Dude has been calling games for over 20 years now. I get it----its not for everyone. But look, I don't need someone to describe basketball to me for 2+ hours. Ya know alas Jimmy "Thats a hard cut" Dykes. I like the separation Walton provides. Plus, his stories are pure ****ing gold.....
Then open your eyes......I mean do you really need someone to tell you such and such just came off a beautiful screen, and knocked down a ****ing jump shot?
Also, its easy knowing who the foul is on.....ESPN only shows 976 fuking replays of one.
I get it---Bill is not everyone's cup of tea....But I'd take the dude over 95% of guys today....Dykes and his, "Thats a violent cut" is ****ing annoying....Bilas, although he knows the game, spends 85% time telling us how bad of a call something was....
Walton separates the two beautifully,and knows the game better than anyone calling hoops today. With Bill not only do you get some basketball knowledge, but he lets ya know great places to go....to eat....Ya get get some good wisdom and advice as well. Plus, if ya listen good enough, he knows where the good shit is....
Instead of "94 feet with Jay Bilas", we need, "Story time With Bill..."
Get'er done ESPN...
Get'er done ESPN...
Those two going back and forth is hilarious. Pasch definitely throws some occasional jabs and you can kind of tell he genuinely gets annoyed with Bill at times. He's just trying to be professional and they pair him with Bill Walton. I'm sure he's thinking what have I done to deserve this. 😂 Last night he was just going on and on about how much he loves Yao Ming and how he's the tallest and nicest man he's ever met. Then he's like, "come back to the U.S., Yao! We miss you!" lol....so random. Yao probably just nodded and smiled at everything Bill said because he had no clue what he was talking about.
Walton was a freak athlete. I watched him pour in 44 one night, I think he may have missed one shot and this was when dunking wasn't allowed. He would simply jump and drop the ball through the hoop.
I can accept that is who he is. I just don't like it. I don't care for his stories either. However, if you like it, you like it.
He was probably at Bert's basement game night and one of the UK VHS tapes still had an old Pro game on it.
VHS didn't come out until the mid-70s. All Bert's ancient footage comes from these bad boys.
I’d listen to Walton any day over Dykes or Dickie V. Dude is awesome. Y’all are just lames.
Bill is funny enough to listen to for a bit, especially if you are just watching a random game and don't really care about the teams involved ... but MAN is it kind of rough to listen to him when it's your team playing. Maybe I would feel differently if I cheered for a team from the Conference of Champions, lol.
Don't be an old codger. That guy is irrelevant and out of date and he relishes in that. No one wants to listen to him hawk some stupid doughnuts, nobody wants to hear him go on about bygone times in the PNW from his perspective. It's not a documentary, it's a CBB game.
It is rough when it's your team and he does all three games you played in the PKI.
MSU, UConn and NC.
calling Voodoo Donuts "stupid" is only the second most incredibly idiotic thing you've said in this thread.
I suppose I should have said that any idiot that wants to hear about doughnuts while watching a CBB is stupid.
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