See this? It's my Duke varsity ring. To get one, you have to go to Duke. You have to play a varsity sport. And you have to be good at that sport, too. I get it, though... it's hard for common folk to imagine ANYONE being smart enough to get into Duke. Makes sense, given that Duke only accepts like 6% of applicants, and was the #4 school in the nation when I graduated. I get it.