Anyone here ever been fat?

[WeAreDePaul]

very happy today. 199! First time in over a decade I've seen a number that starts with 1. Lost a total of 36 lbs since 11/12/24.

And yesterday I was talking to a buddy and he was asking me how I was doing on the Facebook dating app. I told him I made some connections, but overall didn't find the girls to be hot enough. The phone was listening because later that night I started getting swiped by hot chick after hot chick.

Started chatting with one last night and it could be perfect. She smoking hot body blonde. 42 years old, just got separated after 20+ year marriage. Yea, do the math on that. And she lives about 5 blocks away. She is 100% going to be looking to make up for lost time in the sex department and I aim to help her on that journey.

 

[GhostOf301]

I got up to 215, maybe more summer before last. Then ran a fever and had the cold shakes for almost a week with no explanation from the doctor. Couldn't eat, or drink. Lost almost 30 pounds in short order. Have been fluctuating between 200 and 190 ever since. Could use another random illness to bring it down some more as I don't diet and outside of walking regularly, don't exercise. I have cut back on beer and sugar. So there's that. But not rum sugar.

Careful what you wish for. Started the flu diet early in the week. Been miserable.

 

[Kevin Bryan]

very happy today. 199! First time in over a decade I've seen a number that starts with 1. Lost a total of 36 lbs since 11/12/24.

And yesterday I was talking to a buddy and he was asking me how I was doing on the Facebook dating app. I told him I made some connections, but overall didn't find the girls to be hot enough. The phone was listening because later that night I started getting swiped by hot chick after hot chick.

Started chatting with one last night and it could be perfect. She smoking hot body blonde. 42 years old, just got separated after 20+ year marriage. Yea, do the math on that. And she lives about 5 blocks away. She is 100% going to be looking to make up for lost time in the sex department and I aim to help her on that journey.

I predict you will turn her into a lesbian.

 

[WeAreDePaul]

I predict you will turn her into a lesbian.

challenge accepted, I've done it before.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Attempted to exercise this morning.

Didn't work out.

 

[WeAreDePaul]

Going to try and set up something pretty spectacular for the weekend. Already lined up Friday date with the 42 year old hot blonde I was talking about earlier. Well, since then I've met another 42 year old hot blonde. Talking to her tonight and if all goes well goign to ask her out for Saturday and try and pull off the rare back to back dates with smoking hot blondes. I'll keep you posted on just how gay I turn them.

 

[GhostOf301]

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Funny, I was just about to ask for pics.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

@rockycard how much do you bench bro?

@cdbearde juggles tires.

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Going to try and set up something pretty spectacular for the weekend. Already lined up Friday date with the 42 year old hot blonde I was talking about earlier. Well, since then I've met another 42 year old hot blonde. Talking to her tonight and if all goes well goign to ask her out for Saturday and try and pull off the rare back to back dates with smoking hot blondes. I'll keep you posted on just how gay I turn them.

First priority: check for a bulge. This is what @lurkeraspect84 always does and if it turns out there is no bulge, he excuses himself to use the bathroom and then runs out the back door, never to be heard from again.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

First priority: check for a bulge. This is what @lurkeraspect84 always does and if it turns out there is no bulge, he excuses himself to use the bathroom and then runs out the back door, never to be heard from again.

Who runs out the back door?

 

[Kevin Bryan]

Who runs out the back door?

Touche.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Touche.

We had good trmes didn't we?

 

[Kevin Bryan]

We had good trmes didn't we?

 

[WeAreDePaul]

@Kevin Bryan and @lurkeraspect84 are like this board's version of Sam and Diane. Just kiss already!

 

[lurkeraspect84]

@Kevin Bryan and @lurkeraspect84 our like this board's version of Sam and Diane. Just kiss already!

Just running through the posters here. @FaithPlusOne , @ExitFlagger , @Random UK Fan , @Bert Higginbotha

Saving sky miles for Chicago. @UL_1986 and @WeAreDePaul are next.

 

[Kevin Bryan]

@Kevin Bryan and @lurkeraspect84 our like this board's version of Sam and Diane. Just kiss already!

Nice try, sir. We wouldn't want you getting all horny.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

Nice try, sir. We wouldn't want you getting all horny.

 

[cdbearde]

@rockycard how much do you bench bro?

@cdbearde juggles tires.

You talking about the spare tire I have around my mid-section? Well young man, I have invested a lot of money in that, just waiting on a return.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

You talking about the spare tire I have around my mid-section? Well young man, I have invested a lot of money in that, just waiting on a return.

You're so modest.

 

[rockycard]

Who runs out the back door?

I don’t power lift since I’ve gotten older, I maxed out at 360 when I was 40. Nothing but lighter weight and resistance training now.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

@cdbearde

 

[Bert Higginbotha]

I'm 5'11 and the most I've ever weighed is right now. I'm 166 lol. I'm a beanpole.

My sister and I were the two skinniest kids in school. I started college at a whopping 142 lbs.

I am no longer 5'11" but for the first 60 years of my life I was and for my 32 year career I weighted between 164 to 170 lbs. I always said that 166 lbs. was my fighting weight. I am now shorter and Monday at the doctors office I weighed 164 lbs., but now it is a flabby out of shape 164. I still wear the same size suits as I did when I worked.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

My sister and I were the two skinniest kids in school. I started college at a whopping 142 lbs.

I am no longer 5'11" but for the first 60 years of my life I was and for my 32 year career I weighted between 164 to 170 lbs. I always said that 166 lbs. was my fighting weight. I am now shorter and Monday at the doctors office I weighed 164 lbs., but now it is a flabby out of shape 164. I still wear the same size suits as I did when I worked.

How much weight is penis? You're pretty skinny, there has to be huge balls ore penis somewehre.

 

[lurkeraspect84]

I apologize @Bert Higginbotha

 

[Kevin Bryan]

I apologize @Bert Higginbotha

No you don't.

 

[Kevin Bryan]

My sister and I were the two skinniest kids in school. I started college at a whopping 142 lbs.

I am no longer 5'11" but for the first 60 years of my life I was and for my 32 year career I weighted between 164 to 170 lbs. I always said that 166 lbs. was my fighting weight. I am now shorter and Monday at the doctors office I weighed 164 lbs., but now it is a flabby out of shape 164. I still wear the same size suits as I did when I worked.

I've seen your senior portrait from your time at Louisville. What a spry young lad! Do you still do pinkies up?