You're a Burglar

[Da_Bull]

Turd

 

[Da_Bull]

What kind of fancy ass fridge you got?

It's on most new fridges. I turned mine off.

 

[LetsGoDuke301]

I once changed a friends tv system menus to spanish and he never could figure out how to switch it back. We'd go over to hang out and his on screen displays were always still in Spanish. This was pre-internet.

Back in the flip phone days my buddy had a phone that you could put your name or some kind of message on the homescreen. I change it to "I like dick" and put his phone on Spanish. He never could figure it out and I wouldn't help him. So we were at a restaurant one night and he asked the waitress if any Mexicans worked in the kitchen, she said yes so he asked her to take his phone back to one of them so they could change it back to English. She took a few steps with it and you could hear her laugh. When she came back, she asked him if he really liked dick.